Nov. DOOM cancelled due to lack of interest!

The United States Government has issued a statement declaring that ALL immediate and impending DOOM has been cancelled for the rest of November, due to lack of interest.

Vice-President Biden was quoted saying, "there is absolutely no DOOM to see here. Move along, move along."

Fox News has also done an under cover investigation on if DOOM has actually been "misplaced" or is there actually NO interest in DOOM at this time. All reports seem to show that the OWS crowd has "mucked up all the good DOOM for the month"

If someone hears of or sees any DOOM please report it here IMMEDIATELY!

Thank You