EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes

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EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes
wow User ID: 1158127 United States 11/09/2011 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes right at the conclusion of the test I felt this uncontrollable urge to do cocaine, but I wasn't able to get to my stash because I immediately begun convulsing, and then I fell to the ground and I had a grand mal seizure, and now I shoot lasers out of my eyes and I have a third nipple. Strange...

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1152779 United States 11/09/2011 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes Get some sunglasses!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1158127 United States 11/09/2011 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes Get some sunglasses! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779 Just got a visor. Look at what the EAS Test has done to me. I can't complain one bit! Check this out: YOUTUBE LINK: [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1984864 United States 11/09/2011 03:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes You're lucky. I've got lasers shooting out of my butthole.

Algorhythm User ID: 300884 Sweden 11/09/2011 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes I call BS on the third nipple.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4465388 United States 11/09/2011 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes roflmao, you guys are hilarious
Anonymous Coward User ID: 733819 United States 11/09/2011 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes You're lucky. I've got lasers shooting out of my butthole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1984864 Wow, are you ever lucky! I'm shooting lasers out of my D**K!!!! Only good thing is that my aim is improving!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1368303 United States 11/09/2011 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes 5 stars for total hilarity...
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1158127 United States 11/09/2011 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes I call BS on the third nipple. Quoting: Algorhythm I do have a third nipple, I even told all my friends about it this afternoon and I videotaped the confession. Here it is: YOUTUBE LINK: [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2230919 United States 11/09/2011 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: EAS TEST AFTERMATH: I had an epileptic seizure and now I can shoot lasers out of my eyes I call BS on the third nipple. Quoting: Algorhythm I do have a third nipple, I even told all my friends about it this afternoon and I videotaped the confession. Here it is: YOUTUBE LINK: [link to www.youtube.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1158127
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