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My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.

 
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My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
Hello GLP.

My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays"

When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human.

The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural.

Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans.

for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind.

The Omega Human.

Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race.

This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars.

I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster.

So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect.

PEACE AND GOODLUCK.
James Rosier
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Of course, no name.
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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
and start the intergalactic wars.

 Quoting: James Rosier


IT NEVER END They spread ALL THAT DAMN MISERY all over, wherever they went...!

how do you reconcile the enormous mess things are in, and on EVERY SINGLE DIMENSION in our grid locale, in this section of the galaxy. There's no place that's not made ugly by all this.

...
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cool story bro
We all breathe the same air.
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Johnny Titor, right again!!!

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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
If your IQ was boosted by so much why can't you use proper English grammar or spelling?
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Dude....really.....where the Fuck do you schizos get these stories from.
I must admit, it is entertaining to think that people really believe this shit

I also have a vivid imagination, although not influenced by hallucinogens.

Let me work on my fairytale.
I'll post my fantasy life story later.

Maybe I will be an immortal or demigod. Yeah, that's the ticket!iamwith
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If your IQ was boosted by so much why can't you use proper English grammar or spelling?
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Main screen turn on!

You have no chance to survive make your time!

scream
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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
Hello GLP.

My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays"

When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human.

The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural.

Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans.

for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind.

The Omega Human.

Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race.

This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars.

I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster.

So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect.

PEACE AND GOODLUCK.
 Quoting: James Rosier


Seems plausible. However, only "time" will tell.
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If your IQ was boosted by so much why can't you use proper English grammar or spelling?
 Quoting: Orisos


Main screen turn on!

You have no chance to survive make your time!

scream
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Someone set us up the bomb?

dynamite
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Dude....really.....where the Fuck do you schizos get these stories from.
I must admit, it is entertaining to think that people really believe this shit

I also have a vivid imagination, although not influenced by hallucinogens.

Let me work on my fairytale.
I'll post my fantasy life story later.

Maybe I will be an immortal or demigod. Yeah, that's the ticket!iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5060504


shill
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If your IQ was boosted by so much why can't you use proper English grammar or spelling?
 Quoting: Orisos


Main screen turn on!

You have no chance to survive make your time!

scream
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Someone set us up the bomb?

dynamite
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You know what you doing!

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Where can I get me one of those KRIGON-5 rifles?
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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
Hello GLP.

My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays"

When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human.

The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural.

Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans.

for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind.

The Omega Human.

Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race.

This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars.

I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster.

So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect.

PEACE AND GOODLUCK.
 Quoting: James Rosier


Oh.... can you prove your claims?
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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
Alrighty, I took your advice, and didn't trust the man in the blue uniform. However, that lead to some rather unusual complications. my cable, power, local police and landlord(on occasion) happen to wear blue uniforms. so, when i got nerved by their presence and began throwing rocks at them. well, you can get the idea on how that played out.

needless to say after several tazings and some rather neat pink stuff in a syringe the doctors gave me for fighting orderlies who coincidentally also wore blue uniforms. I am recovering quite well.

/satire

and BTW: you have a rather modern name for being abducted 2200 years ago. and for someone with their IQ allegedly enchanced 100000 fold. you should know that we would need more specifics.

Last Edited by Mysterysoul on 11/09/2011 08:04 PM
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!"
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I like where the 'story' is going at least. Nice work. Creative. KRIGON-5 Rifle, though, c'mon. yeahsure
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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Military uniform maybe?
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Uh....

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Move ZIG ... for Great Justice!

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If your IQ was boosted by so much why can't you use proper English grammar or spelling?
 Quoting: Orisos


Main screen turn on!

You have no chance to survive make your time!

scream
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Someone set us up the bomb?

dynamite
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!
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Is there any way to get this person some Lithium???
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lmao
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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
Here's some human info that might make your super computer brain overload out of paradox...if it is as powerful as you say.

The best answers come from the heart. The smarter you become, the more you think you know, the more confused you actually are, because nothing is ever what it seems.
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Those who know... dont say

Those who say.. really dont know!!!
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Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message.
Ahem...

Is Zeta Reticuli a star system or a planetary system?

If the former then which star is host to the Zeta's homeworld?

If the latter then how many planets are in the system and which one is the "alien's homeworld"?

We can probably spot it using existing explanatary detection methods.

Then we can measure it's properties, watch for the telltale signs of civilisation... lights of cities causing increases in magnitude etc.
There is a whole host of techniques these days.

We may even already have it listed, I'm not bang up to date on the latest explanatory research, but it seems neither are you...

abduct
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you got your ass kicked in war and came running back to get your ass kicked again.. run along now before your artificial ass gets nuked.. lol
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Hello GLP.

My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays"

When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human.

The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural.

Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans.

for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind.

The Omega Human.

Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race.

This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars.

I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster.

So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect.

PEACE AND GOODLUCK.
 Quoting: James Rosier


Oh.... can you prove your claims?
 Quoting: Frankenstein


Yes i can.

During the War, i was told to go back to Earth, and give every human i can a warning about whats to come. We are losing the inter galactic war as the Omega Gene keeps growing stronger and stronger. Head of the Grays "Shu Ma Tar #$*(*%*(" told me that i had to return to Earth and find the Lazarus Keys. I have already found 3 of them and 4 more remain. Someone here knows where one of the Lazarus keys are and they need to fess up NOW.

When i returned to the Earth 2275, i brought with me a map of the Retucli Star system and an ovula orb. I have taken 2 pictures of them but i am very wary to upload them as just one upload can compromise the mission.
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"I've come back to stop it! :O"
That explains why it'll never happen :O
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Hello GLP.

My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays"

When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human.

The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural.

Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans.

for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind.

The Omega Human.

Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race.

This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars.

I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster.

So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect.

PEACE AND GOODLUCK.
 Quoting: James Rosier


Oh.... can you prove your claims?
 Quoting: Frankenstein


Yes i can.

During the War, i was told to go back to Earth, and give every human i can a warning about whats to come. We are losing the inter galactic war as the Omega Gene keeps growing stronger and stronger. Head of the Grays "Shu Ma Tar #$*(*%*(" told me that i had to return to Earth and find the Lazarus Keys. I have already found 3 of them and 4 more remain. Someone here knows where one of the Lazarus keys are and they need to fess up NOW.

When i returned to the Earth 2275, i brought with me a map of the Retucli Star system and an ovula orb. I have taken 2 pictures of them but i am very wary to upload them as just one upload can compromise the mission.
 Quoting: James Rosier


Buahahahahaha. Seriously? It could comprimise the mission? Heh. Even if you did post it, it could be faked. You have no proof. You claimed that you could prove it, yet you failed to do anything.




Sorry, to sound rude, but I hate liars.





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