My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1405841 Canada 11/09/2011 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. IT NEVER END They spread ALL THAT DAMN MISERY all over, wherever they went...! how do you reconcile the enormous mess things are in, and on EVERY SINGLE DIMENSION in our grid locale, in this section of the galaxy. There's no place that's not made ugly by all this. ... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5060504 United States 11/09/2011 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Dude....really.....where the Fuck do you schizos get these stories from. I must admit, it is entertaining to think that people really believe this shit I also have a vivid imagination, although not influenced by hallucinogens. Let me work on my fairytale. I'll post my fantasy life story later. Maybe I will be an immortal or demigod. Yeah, that's the ticket! |
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DivineTruth
User ID: 4655146 United States 11/09/2011 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Hello GLP. Quoting: James Rosier My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays" When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human. The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural. Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans. for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind. The Omega Human. Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race. This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars. I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster. So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect. PEACE AND GOODLUCK. Seems plausible. However, only "time" will tell. Serapis Bey Be yourself, Unto yourself, Unto others around you. |
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User ID: 4655146 United States 11/09/2011 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Dude....really.....where the Fuck do you schizos get these stories from. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5060504 I must admit, it is entertaining to think that people really believe this shit I also have a vivid imagination, although not influenced by hallucinogens. Let me work on my fairytale. I'll post my fantasy life story later. Maybe I will be an immortal or demigod. Yeah, that's the ticket! Serapis Bey Be yourself, Unto yourself, Unto others around you. |
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User ID: 952673 United States 11/09/2011 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Hello GLP. Quoting: James Rosier My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays" When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human. The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural. Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans. for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind. The Omega Human. Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race. This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars. I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster. So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect. PEACE AND GOODLUCK. Oh.... can you prove your claims? |
Mysterysoul
User ID: 1371285 United States 11/09/2011 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Alrighty, I took your advice, and didn't trust the man in the blue uniform. However, that lead to some rather unusual complications. my cable, power, local police and landlord(on occasion) happen to wear blue uniforms. so, when i got nerved by their presence and began throwing rocks at them. well, you can get the idea on how that played out. needless to say after several tazings and some rather neat pink stuff in a syringe the doctors gave me for fighting orderlies who coincidentally also wore blue uniforms. I am recovering quite well. /satire and BTW: you have a rather modern name for being abducted 2200 years ago. and for someone with their IQ allegedly enchanced 100000 fold. you should know that we would need more specifics. Last Edited by Mysterysoul on 11/09/2011 08:04 PM "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming--WOO HOO what a ride!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1532180 United States 11/09/2011 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Here's some human info that might make your super computer brain overload out of paradox...if it is as powerful as you say. The best answers come from the heart. The smarter you become, the more you think you know, the more confused you actually are, because nothing is ever what it seems. |
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Lucky Charms
User ID: 5062137 Ireland 11/09/2011 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Ahem... Is Zeta Reticuli a star system or a planetary system? If the former then which star is host to the Zeta's homeworld? If the latter then how many planets are in the system and which one is the "alien's homeworld"? We can probably spot it using existing explanatary detection methods. Then we can measure it's properties, watch for the telltale signs of civilisation... lights of cities causing increases in magnitude etc. There is a whole host of techniques these days. We may even already have it listed, I'm not bang up to date on the latest explanatory research, but it seems neither are you... 'Magically Delicious' |
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James Rosier
(OP) User ID: 1549762 United States 11/09/2011 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Hello GLP. Quoting: James Rosier My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays" When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human. The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural. Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans. for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind. The Omega Human. Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race. This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars. I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster. So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect. PEACE AND GOODLUCK. Oh.... can you prove your claims? Yes i can. During the War, i was told to go back to Earth, and give every human i can a warning about whats to come. We are losing the inter galactic war as the Omega Gene keeps growing stronger and stronger. Head of the Grays "Shu Ma Tar #$*(*%*(" told me that i had to return to Earth and find the Lazarus Keys. I have already found 3 of them and 4 more remain. Someone here knows where one of the Lazarus keys are and they need to fess up NOW. When i returned to the Earth 2275, i brought with me a map of the Retucli Star system and an ovula orb. I have taken 2 pictures of them but i am very wary to upload them as just one upload can compromise the mission. James Rosier |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3910757 United States 11/09/2011 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My body was Cloned by the Zeta's for human life. i lived in the Zeta Reticuli star system for 200 years and now return with a message. Hello GLP. Quoting: James Rosier My name is James Rosier and after a very long absence i have returned to the planet Earth 2275. 2 years ago i was abducted by the Zeta Reticuli inhabitants known simply as "The Grays" When they abducted me, they took me aboard their spaceship for heavy experimentation as we traveled towards their home world. While we traveled at the speed of light, i was thought many many things by them. My IQ was boosted 100000 fold, my brain boosting beyond the capabilities of any average human. The Grays were a very mysterious ET. I had no idea why they were abducting me, but for some reason, i was never scared of them. Something about it....felt natural. Once we landed on their home planet, i was given a bunker, Ovula Orbs, a Reticuli space suit, and a KRIGON-5 rifle. From then on i was told to join their space military with other humans. for 200 years, we fought a war against..... you will probably shit yourself....but against the future of human kind. The Omega Human. Yes...in 2 days from now, the manifest destiny of the the human race will awaken, leading to the next level. Once this happens, thats when an abundance of alien life forms will travel and make contact with the newly powered human race. This will lead to world peace for 6 months, until a very powerful man will rise, and start the intergalactic wars. I was sent back in time to stop this from happening. Me and several others were placed in different continents of the world to warn humans of the coming disaster. So the message is, do not trust the man in the Blue Uniform, use your omega powers for good, and treat the ET and fellow humans with love and respect. PEACE AND GOODLUCK. Oh.... can you prove your claims? Yes i can. During the War, i was told to go back to Earth, and give every human i can a warning about whats to come. We are losing the inter galactic war as the Omega Gene keeps growing stronger and stronger. Head of the Grays "Shu Ma Tar #$*(*%*(" told me that i had to return to Earth and find the Lazarus Keys. I have already found 3 of them and 4 more remain. Someone here knows where one of the Lazarus keys are and they need to fess up NOW. When i returned to the Earth 2275, i brought with me a map of the Retucli Star system and an ovula orb. I have taken 2 pictures of them but i am very wary to upload them as just one upload can compromise the mission. Buahahahahaha. Seriously? It could comprimise the mission? Heh. Even if you did post it, it could be faked. You have no proof. You claimed that you could prove it, yet you failed to do anything. Sorry, to sound rude, but I hate liars. |