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If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?

 
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I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did?

Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test?

1) long beard.......check

2) White flowing robs.......check

3) Saddles.........check

4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check

5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......checkDid I leave anything out?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I'd strongly disagree with number 5, seems to me He was hardly ever known for agreeing with the Religous Doctrine of the people of His time.
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By that logic why should we believe anything in the Bible or even believe in Jesus himself.

Come on now.
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How about performing some miracles?

No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you?
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you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


I um...sometimes worry about you...and you frighten me just a little...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ya, me too at first, but if you actually read enough of his stuff, I think this is more of a psuedo char for him that he uses to challenge and strengthen others beliefs while teaching what the enemy teaches theirs, imo.
 Quoting: HilosPP


Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest...
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You wouldn't have to test Him, you would know imediatly that it was Him, for there is no other like Him. You would feel so much JOy & Love that there would be no way to describe it, unlike any other experience. What I say is True..
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Walk on water for me mannnn cmonn.
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I've seen that done already by a Chi Master in the CIA.......but it's still up there as one of my favorites too!
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Well since this is suppose to be His Second Coming, the ultimate Seal on the Deal for me would be to see Him Raise The Dead without their corpse being present.
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What makes you so special? How about bringing about world peace or ending disease and suffering?
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Ding, ding, ding......finally, we have a winner! :)

This one gets MY vote!!! worship
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You wouldn't have to test Him, you would know imediatly that it was Him, for there is no other like Him. You would feel so much JOy & Love that there would be no way to describe it, unlike any other experience. What I say is True..
 Quoting: Lion of Judah


The women at the well didn't recognize Him, hopefully neither did the men who had Him crucified, there were several people who didn't realize who He was, according to the Bible anyways?
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You wouldn't have to test Him, you would know imediatly that it was Him, for there is no other like Him. You would feel so much JOy & Love that there would be no way to describe it, unlike any other experience. What I say is True..
 Quoting: Lion of Judah

For some reason; I believe you! :)
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You wouldn't have to test Him, you would know imediatly that it was Him, for there is no other like Him. You would feel so much JOy & Love that there would be no way to describe it, unlike any other experience. What I say is True..
 Quoting: Lion of Judah


The women at the well didn't recognize Him, hopefully neither did the men who had Him crucified, there were several people who didn't realize who He was, according to the Bible anyways?
 Quoting: HilosPP

Good point!

I'll have to rethink my thinking on this.......hmmmm.....
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What makes you so special? How about bringing about world peace or ending disease and suffering?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531020

Ding, ding, ding......finally, we have a winner! :)

This one gets MY vote!!! worship
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Would have to do all 3 of those things, along with proclaiming The Eternal Thrones of The Heavenly Kingdom and granting Eternal Life to all those who remained faithful.
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I dont think you would be testing god on anything, god would be testing you.
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I dont think you would be testing god on anything, god would be testing you.
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Haha, well if He's been hiding for 2000 years, and His last coming out of the closet of the miracle was when Mother Mary made Him make wine at the party, only seems fair to be expecting something even greater this time, imo.
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It's not me, I am not Him
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The Key To Troublesome Peace
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I dont think you would be testing god on anything, god would be testing you.
 Quoting: alpha>me<omega

I hope it'll be multiple choice questions then.....;)
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you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


I um...sometimes worry about you...and you frighten me just a little...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ya, me too at first, but if you actually read enough of his stuff, I think this is more of a psuedo char for him that he uses to challenge and strengthen others beliefs while teaching what the enemy teaches theirs, imo.
 Quoting: HilosPP


Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Perhaps the "Jesus" she knows was only a hologram afro
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Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Perhaps the "Jesus" she knows was only a hologram afro
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

You do realize, that we are ALL just "holograms" don't you?
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Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Perhaps the "Jesus" she knows was only a hologram afro
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

You do realize, that we are ALL just "holograms" don't you?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Can't feel a hologram. This is ALL very real.
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Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Perhaps the "Jesus" she knows was only a hologram afro
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

You do realize, that we are ALL just "holograms" don't you?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Can't feel a hologram. This is ALL very real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833


Physical form
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Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Perhaps the "Jesus" she knows was only a hologram afro
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

You do realize, that we are ALL just "holograms" don't you?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Can't feel a hologram. This is ALL very real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

No, this is all an Illusion......although it is as real as it gets(for our lessons)!

.....And you can touch a hologram, if the focus of the projection is condensed enough! :)
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Perhaps the "Jesus" she knows was only a hologram afro
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

You do realize, that we are ALL just "holograms" don't you?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Can't feel a hologram. This is ALL very real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

No, this is all an Illusion......although it is as real as it gets(for our lessons)!

.....And you can touch a hologram, if the focus of the projection is condensed enough! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Is an illusion as real as it gets?
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I um...sometimes worry about you...and you frighten me just a little...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ya, me too at first, but if you actually read enough of his stuff, I think this is more of a psuedo char for him that he uses to challenge and strengthen others beliefs while teaching what the enemy teaches theirs, imo.
 Quoting: HilosPP


Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Perhaps the "Jesus" she knows was only a hologram afro
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833


I don't doubt that the voices in her head tell her things...but it's not likely that it's Jesus talking...
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You do realize, that we are ALL just "holograms" don't you?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Can't feel a hologram. This is ALL very real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

No, this is all an Illusion......although it is as real as it gets(for our lessons)!

.....And you can touch a hologram, if the focus of the projection is condensed enough! :)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Is an illusion as real as it gets?
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

For all our practical purposes........yes!
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Our physical bodies are a very advanced form of an electronic.

An electronic that was built by cell growth.

From a nothing, we became a something, and just as our computers took thought to create, so did our bodies.

Our circuitry within our bodies allows for our mobility, and our thinking.

Without physical form, and circuitry, we could not have our "5 senses" which is what makes us know we are in fact....real.
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I don't doubt that the voices in her head tell her things...but it's not likely that it's Jesus talking...
 Quoting: BRIEF

Why is THAT not likely?(I'm interested in YOUR perception)
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Our physical bodies are a very advanced form of an electronic.

An electronic that was built by cell growth.

From a nothing, we became a something, and just as our computers took thought to create, so did our bodies.

Our circuitry within our bodies allows for our mobility, and our thinking.

Without physical form, and circuitry, we could not have our "5 senses" which is what makes us know we are in fact....real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

Good point........but couldn't it also be, that it is your "5 senses" that fool you the most?
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I don't doubt that the voices in her head tell her things...but it's not likely that it's Jesus talking...
 Quoting: BRIEF

Why is THAT not likely?(I'm interested in YOUR perception)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I think he is talking about NIP
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I don't doubt that the voices in her head tell her things...but it's not likely that it's Jesus talking...
 Quoting: BRIEF

Why is THAT not likely?(I'm interested in YOUR perception)
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I think he is talking about NIP
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

Yes, I know....
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Our physical bodies are a very advanced form of an electronic.

An electronic that was built by cell growth.

From a nothing, we became a something, and just as our computers took thought to create, so did our bodies.

Our circuitry within our bodies allows for our mobility, and our thinking.

Without physical form, and circuitry, we could not have our "5 senses" which is what makes us know we are in fact....real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

Good point........but couldn't it also be, that it is your "5 senses" that fool you the most?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


If you smell a banana, then there is a banana.

If you feel a wall, then there is a wall.

If you taste an orange, then there is an orange.

If you hear a noise, then there was a noise.


Bananas, walls, oranges, and noises only exist to you if you have the circuitry to sense them.
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Our physical bodies are a very advanced form of an electronic.

An electronic that was built by cell growth.

From a nothing, we became a something, and just as our computers took thought to create, so did our bodies.

Our circuitry within our bodies allows for our mobility, and our thinking.

Without physical form, and circuitry, we could not have our "5 senses" which is what makes us know we are in fact....real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

Good point........but couldn't it also be, that it is your "5 senses" that fool you the most?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


If you smell a banana, then there is a banana.

If you feel a wall, then there is a wall.

If you taste an orange, then there is an orange.

If you hear a noise, then there was a noise.


Bananas, walls, oranges, and noises only exist to you if you have the circuitry to sense them.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

Yes, and the MIND projects all of this........for our enjoyment & lesson learning!(for ALL is Light, and reflected light) :)

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This is why the last thing 'Jesus' is going to do is come forward and say he's Jesus. I mean really, who is anyone to judge? Surely if there is a saviour out there, it'll be evident through his actions, not because he fits the prerequisites set out by some Joe.
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.
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Re: If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?
Our physical bodies are a very advanced form of an electronic.

An electronic that was built by cell growth.

From a nothing, we became a something, and just as our computers took thought to create, so did our bodies.

Our circuitry within our bodies allows for our mobility, and our thinking.

Without physical form, and circuitry, we could not have our "5 senses" which is what makes us know we are in fact....real.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833

Good point........but couldn't it also be, that it is your "5 senses" that fool you the most?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


If you smell a banana, then there is a banana.

If you feel a wall, then there is a wall.

If you taste an orange, then there is an orange.

If you hear a noise, then there was a noise.


Bananas, walls, oranges, and noises only exist to you if you have the circuitry to sense them.
 Quoting: +Jason+ 1534833


WTF are you doing on a conspiricy forum if everything is taken on face value?
If normality is the measure of how well adjusted one is to a profoundly sick society,
then i dont ever want to be normal.





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