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theSearchingJones
User ID: 1100447 United States 11/16/2011 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What makes you so special? How about bringing about world peace or ending disease and suffering? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531020 Ding, ding, ding......finally, we have a winner! :) This one gets MY vote!!! why didn't he do that the 1st time he was here? No test needed: We'd be in Heaven(~). Great Thread > Master OWK(~) Last Edited by theSearchingJones on 11/16/2011 04:38 PM We get the powers over us that we've earned collectively. Humanity, as a whole, is self-interested, shallow, ignorant, violent and immoral; small wonder, therefore, that our leaders (secret or otherwise) reflect that. You want better leaders, become better people. I forgive myself, I Love myself, I'm sorry, Please forgive me, I forgive you, I love you, Thank you. God Bless You; I Bless You; Bless Yourself(~). Love is the answer ~ Peace be with You. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1106916 United States 11/16/2011 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If Jesus ever came to you OP, you wouldn't be able to test Him because every cell in your body and your spirit would know exactly who He is. You would fall down on your knees in front of Him because you would know everything that you previously believed was wrong. You would also feel His immense love for you, it would penetrate every fiber of your body, there would be no doubt whatsoever who He is. You would know. |
ObeWayneKenobe
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ObeWayneKenobe
(OP) User ID: 1330622 United States 11/16/2011 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think I would have to ask Him "who He serves": That would help me decide if this were an impostor or not! Last Edited by ObeWayneKenobe on 11/16/2011 09:19 PM |
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ObeWayneKenobe
(OP) User ID: 1330622 United States 11/16/2011 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If Jesus ever came to you OP, you wouldn't be able to test Him because every cell in your body and your spirit would know exactly who He is. Quoting: Lisa*Lisa You would fall down on your knees in front of Him because you would know everything that you previously believed was wrong. You would also feel His immense love for you, it would penetrate every fiber of your body, there would be no doubt whatsoever who He is. You would know. Nice try Lisa, but are you sure you aren't referring to one of your own experiences? |
ObeWayneKenobe
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5075465 United States 11/16/2011 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did? Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test? 1) long beard.......check 2) White flowing robs.......check 3) Saddles.........check 4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check 5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check Did I leave anything out? You will actually be in complete darkness for probably several months prior to his return........24/7 darkness. Then their will be an incredible flash of light from the east horizon to the west. Then you will see him in the sky on a white horse followed by a very large army. So.......you will not have to bother about the particular list of questions that you thought of. Nor will you even be able to speak. |
SPIRAL COBRA
User ID: 5378428 Mexico 11/16/2011 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did? Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test? 1) long beard.......check 2) White flowing robs.......check 3) Saddles.........check 4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check 5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check Did I leave anything out? Perhaps you would just know and no need for testing. Just saying... "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." William Gibson |
TheRealJesus
User ID: 3764532 United States 11/16/2011 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did? Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test? 1) long beard.......check X 2) White flowing robs.......check Not given yet. 3) Saddles.........check Answer as above 4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......Use our imgination 5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check Do not play God X Did I leave anything out? A new name derp |
TheRealJesus
User ID: 3764532 United States 11/16/2011 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If Jesus ever came to you OP, you wouldn't be able to test Him because every cell in your body and your spirit would know exactly who He is. Quoting: Lisa*Lisa You would fall down on your knees in front of Him because you would know everything that you previously believed was wrong. You would also feel His immense love for you, it would penetrate every fiber of your body, there would be no doubt whatsoever who He is. You would know. Hi Lisa*Lisa we meet again! derp |
ObeWayneKenobe
(OP) User ID: 1330622 United States 11/16/2011 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You will actually be in complete darkness for probably several months prior to his return........24/7 darkness. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5075465 Then their will be an incredible flash of light from the east horizon to the west. Then you will see him in the sky on a white horse followed by a very large army. So.......you will not have to bother about the particular list of questions that you thought of. Nor will you even be able to speak. Well THAT doesn't sound like much fun! :( Btw, the "white horse" thing is nonsense.....THAT will be your Adversary!(that brings destruction)........:( |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5518683 United Kingdom 11/16/2011 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about bringing about world peace or ending disease and suffering? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531020 why didn't he do that the 1st time he was here? That's a great question Jones......maybe its NOT His job, but ours!?! do u think that the spirit suffers? only the soul suffers until you bear it as fruit... when bringing uses back to spirit its going to cause suffering And I will wipe away every tear... :) just let go of the old and i will make it anew LOVE is the only truth [link to www.universetoday.com] |
SuperTK
User ID: 1536801 United States 11/16/2011 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about performing some miracles? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531020 No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you? you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued. Know Jesus in person, ey? The nearest institution is that-a-way... ------->> |
ObeWayneKenobe
(OP) User ID: 1330622 United States 11/16/2011 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about performing some miracles? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531020 No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you? you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued. Know Jesus in person, ey? The nearest institution is that-a-way... ------->> So I take it that YOU have never met the Man either......and if you ever did, you would be sure to never tell a soul, for fear of persecution, such as yours? |
Sandi_T
User ID: 1301649 United States 11/16/2011 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When Jesus visited me in a vision, I tested him with all of the things I'd been taught were supposed to vanish demons... If he doesn't go away when you: -- Say, "Get thee behind me, Satan" -- Say, "I bind you in Jesus's name" -- Pray in the name of Jesus, the father, and the holy ghost -- If it can say "Jesus Christ is Lord", then it's not a demon Etc. Very important to test with all of the requisite hoodoo... No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
ObeWayneKenobe
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3582325 United States 11/16/2011 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh that's a good one.......lets see: 1) Make me skinny........check 2) Grow me a new set of teeth........check 3) Heal my kidneys.........check 4) Restore the color of my hair........check 5) Stock my bank account........check Still, I must be leaving something out.....? What makes you so special? How about bringing about world peace or ending disease and suffering? No that's too much trouble for god and Jesus. dear one. God and Jesus are not here to bring about world peace for you ones. That is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. |
Sandi_T
User ID: 1301649 United States 11/16/2011 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love when they try to "bind me" from posting to threads "in jesus' name". They just can't imagine that they have no control over someone else. No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3582325 United States 11/16/2011 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If Jesus ever came to you OP, you wouldn't be able to test Him because every cell in your body and your spirit would know exactly who He is. Quoting: Lisa*Lisa You would fall down on your knees in front of Him because you would know everything that you previously believed was wrong. You would also feel His immense love for you, it would penetrate every fiber of your body, there would be no doubt whatsoever who He is. You would know. Lisa you are so blind, you would not know. You are in so much error. several have already walked this planet that were not Jesus and people fall in line. When he last walked the planet, remember they tried to murder him. And I hope you don't think he is coming back in the DEAD and buried body that cannot go to heaven. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3582325 United States 11/16/2011 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about performing some miracles? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531020 No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you? you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued. Know Jesus in person, ey? The nearest institution is that-a-way... ------->> I do, I chat every day with him and go often to craft for intergalactic meetings. This is what he looks like. It is a colorized version of his photo from 1961. We have to keep my team alive so we don't have a fresher one. And believe me a few years ago, I made SURE it was him I was working with, with a much finder list of questions. :esu with blue ey: Oh and next image is how he returned. :jesus space ship: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3582325 United States 11/16/2011 11:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Nobody in Particular you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued. I um...sometimes worry about you...and you frighten me just a little... Ya, me too at first, but if you actually read enough of his stuff, I think this is more of a psuedo char for him that he uses to challenge and strengthen others beliefs while teaching what the enemy teaches theirs, imo. Well, SHE is not only delusional, but only uses right brained feeling based thought processes that are unrealistic and intellectually dishonest... oh really now Brief? I am who I am say I am which includes, I AM THAT I AM. I have never been dishonest here, intellectually or otherwise. If you consider me unrealistic you have defined for yourself the box you prefer to inhabit. Left brained or right brained only refers to man's terrible knowledge about the brain and it's use as a interface between soul and body. The mind is NOT the brain and does not reside in the brain. I am my real self and have my monad. Jesus got his when he was baptised by the way and I don't suppose you know what the monad is. and you won't find the definition on the web. I am not delusional at all. You guys don't want to know truth, which is your issue and not mine. You live within the lies of this plane. Thanks for correcting I am SHE is this life though. I guess I need to change my avatar to some sexy broad. People don't like the hippy image either, but the avatar is the best I could build with the software (wee mee of windows live, I created it for that), and other than my hair is mostly white, (not offered in the program), I look and dress pretty much like that. I cannot safely put a real pic of me up at this time. I always have a cup of tea or coffee going, they didn't have a peace sign, so I did the best I could, and I wear t shirts, similar glasses, and shorts, sweats most of the time. I like being comfortable and an not attached to man's dress codes. That I scare some of you is only related to the fact that how the creation works is not well understood on earth as to the governments. Your Jesus is a member of the higher government, to make a simple statement. If you could toss your own fear, you might be able to take a box off your heads. I am not being mean here, you ones wear a very restricted consciousness, much of which has been created by religion. becoming more godly means you have to take off the boxes and search. It is very difficult for people to take off the Christian box, and I assume the Islamic box too. Brief have you examined any of the Phoenix Journals or any other of the teachings God promised at this end of the age so folks could become informed? :its all good: I will leave the thread for now, let OBE work his magic, he is a very skilled teacher from the higher realms and I like his style, this is a great thread topic. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1437909 Australia 11/16/2011 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did? Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test? 1) long beard.......check 2) White flowing robs.......check 3) Sandals.........check 4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check 5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check Did I leave anything out? Prob reads glp to |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3582325 United States 11/16/2011 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did? Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test? 1) long beard.......check 2) White flowing robs.......check 3) Sandals.........check 4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check 5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check Did I leave anything out? Prob reads glp to he does or his staff does and reports back to him. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5075465 United States 11/17/2011 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "I looked when He opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became like blood. And the stars of heaven fell to the earth, as a fig tree drops its late figs when it is shaken by a mighty wind. Then the sky receded as a scroll when it is rolled up, and every mountain and island was moved out of its place. And the kings of the earth, the great men, the rich men, the commanders, the mighty men, every slave and every free man, hid themselves in the caves and in the rocks of the mountains, and said to the mountains and rocks: "Fall on us and hide us from the face of Him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb! For the great day of His wrath has come, and who is able to stand?" |
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