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So, you think you have balls, huh????

 
N34444
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So, you think you have balls, huh????
One thing is for sure....

I'd own a new rug had this been me.

HOLY SHIT!

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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
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11/21/2011 11:01 AM
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LOL......the guy says: "What are you doing there?".........it would have been funny if the bear would have said: "I'm about to have lunch, care to join me?"........LOL

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11/21/2011 11:02 AM
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LOL......the guy says: "What are you doing there?".........it would have been funny if the bear would have said: "I'm about to have lunch, want to join me?"........LOL
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That was the message I was getting. It looked like the bear could smell the guy and was following the scent to the lunch box.
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11/21/2011 11:05 AM
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
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11/21/2011 11:19 AM
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Re: So, you think you have balls, huh????
Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
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11/21/2011 11:28 AM
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I think most hunters put into that situation would have shot the bear and asked questions later.

Kudos to this 'enlightened' hunter for his self-control
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11/21/2011 11:29 AM
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I cant open the link, mind uploading the picture somehwere? :(

I wanna see it lol
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11/21/2011 11:30 AM
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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


As the story ends, that's the right answer.

However, if I was going to open my mouth, I'd have done it when the bear was at the bottom of the stairs and not waited until he was within petting distance.

Remember, objects are closer than they appear in camera - lol.

It doesn't take long for a land shark like that to change his demeanor.

Maybe the guy had a .44 magnum just out of the picture.
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I cant open the link, mind uploading the picture somehwere? :(

I wanna see it lol
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Go to wimp dot com and search curious bear.

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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat...
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I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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11/21/2011 11:35 AM
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


You really do shoot of fuck anything that moves do you? chuckle
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


You really do shoot of fuck anything that moves do you? chuckle
 Quoting: Psych


Only when I have the appetite for it...I let nothing go to waste ;)
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last time i felt i did.
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


Actually, your over reaction to the bear climbing up the ladder and your willingness to kill it, comports perfectly with your paranoid wing nut persona on GLP. --- Perfectly.
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:tookballs:
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Surely the dude has a rifle! Fuck!
 Quoting: BRIEF


About the time the guy opened his mouth - talking to the thing like it was his pet dog - I'd have put a round into the top of the bear's head.

Although, I might have opened my mouth the INSTANT the bear started up the ladder. Fucking guy waited until he was IN RANGE of those claws. FUCK ME!

And the tone of his voice... totally casual. No problem. I'm kind of surprised he didn't reach out to pet the damn thing.
 Quoting: N34444


That's because you're a scared little man, a wimp who goes to bed with a gun, a cowardly turd, a fearful twerp, and generally a piece of shit.

Loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5773248


Actually N34 is a woman. Hard to believe when she starts spewing vulgarities like a drill instructor, isn't it?
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Nice find, dude.

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:tookballs:
 Quoting: INPTX


Now that was funny! Thanks for that.
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I don't have a problem with hunters, but I think those who kill for sport are a very sorry bunch. If you need to supplement your food bill, ok. If your going out to hunt for fun or the thrill, I think you might have to explain yourself in a another realm.
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cool vid OP!
ive seen this one before,, im not sure where that was filmed? but I know most black bears around here are harmless.
The bear was probably hoping the hunter would throw him some dog chow or something.

What I really dont understand is why everybody uses the phrase "do you think you have balls" or "grow some balls" ???

done people realize balls are sensitive weak & painful if squeezed ...
There is nothing rock solid & tough about them at all.

The phrase people should really use is "do you think you have a vagina, huh"
or "grow a vagina"

Now thats TOUGH! them things can take a POUNDING!!
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11/21/2011 01:48 PM
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cool vid OP!
ive seen this one before,, im not sure where that was filmed? but I know most black bears around here are harmless.
The bear was probably hoping the hunter would throw him some dog chow or something.

What I really dont understand is why everybody uses the phrase "do you think you have balls" or "grow some balls" ???

done people realize balls are sensitive weak & painful if squeezed ...
There is nothing rock solid & tough about them at all.

The phrase people should really use is "do you think you have a vagina, huh"
or "grow a vagina"

Now thats TOUGH! them things can take a POUNDING!!
 Quoting: xcalibur 5333827


Betty White - is that you?
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cool vid OP!
ive seen this one before,, im not sure where that was filmed? but I know most black bears around here are harmless.
The bear was probably hoping the hunter would throw him some dog chow or something.

What I really dont understand is why everybody uses the phrase "do you think you have balls" or "grow some balls" ???

done people realize balls are sensitive weak & painful if squeezed ...
There is nothing rock solid & tough about them at all.

The phrase people should really use is "do you think you have a vagina, huh"
or "grow a vagina"

Now thats TOUGH! them things can take a POUNDING!!
 Quoting: xcalibur 5333827


Betty White - is that you?
 Quoting: INPTX

HaHa!
I just got that email the other day,,,
I figured it applied pretty well to this thread
;)
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11/21/2011 02:06 PM
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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Who eats bear, it's wormy meat.
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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Who eats bear, it's wormy meat.
 Quoting: Madame X


I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :)
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I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Bear wasn't aggressive at all. No reason to kill it.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


There is if you are bear hunting...I was never attacked by a deer or a fish, but I've taken many home to eat...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Who eats bear, it's wormy meat.
 Quoting: Madame X


I don't want to eat it...I want a bearskin rug in my living room though...I'd donate the meat to a soup kitchen or something...maybe throw in a few swollen canned goods along with it :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


You can't donate it, it is not fit to eat most of the time, bear meat is usually infected with worms, not edible. I've tried bear meat, not really tasty.

As for a bear skin rug, hope you live where it is dry, cuz they can give off some beautiful fumes when it is damp outside.

Kinda like the old cop coats they used to wear up here, they stink to high heaven.

By the way, it takes NO balls to kill an animal with a gun, unless the animal is also packin heat.

Last Edited by Madame X on 11/21/2011 02:22 PM
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Bears have terrible eyesight but great noses.
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Bears have terrible eyesight but great noses.
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Yeah, make one wonder how they can stand the smell of themselves.
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One thing is for sure....

I'd own a new rug had this been me.

HOLY SHIT!

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He's in a hunters tree stand.....so it goes to follow he had a gun too.
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