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Blonde woman apprecation thread

 
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What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?


She peed on her Corn Flakes.


Why did God gives blondes 2% more brains than horses?


Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.


A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?


The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.


What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.



What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?


Run like hell. She's holding a grenade.


What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?


Pull the pin and throw it back.
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The natural blondes that I have known are breathtaking beauties with no make necessary.

I seriously doubt some of you have ever kissed a lady, much less spent the night with one.
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

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Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
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Dam*, impressive....like Rapunzel! I wish we could see her front, especially her nose and boobs.

Long blond hair acts as beacon to American naggers, who have seen a lot of tv/movies and playboy mags. Surprising why there are no naggers behind her in the queue?
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rapunzel rapunzel let down your long hair…oh fuck that shit it would have been cool if instead of the prince rescuing that ugly bitch he would have set her ugly hair on fire when she let it down. rapunzel rapunzel let down your long ugly hair so i can set it on fire and watch it burn along with your ugly skankyass.
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LMFAO! HAHAHAHA! That was so fucking funny! Man! I almost fell out of my chair laughing on that one! Yeah! That would have been so fucking awesome if Rapunzel would have had her uglyass hair set on fire which would in turn set her on fire too and give her uglyass exactly what she would deserve. She must have been a worthless good for nothing shitweed Swede. Only a stupid shit Swede would be stupid and ugly enough to grow their hair that long.
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Pretty sure that's a guy.
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Well...what do you expect from stupid ugly blondes. Intelligence and looks have never been blondes strong points. Not that they have any strong points anyway.
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The natural blondes that I have known are breathtaking beauties with no make necessary.

I seriously doubt some of you have ever kissed a lady, much less spent the night with one.
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More like blonde is worst. Brunettes and dark haired women rule. Blondes are ugly and stupid and suck monkey cunt. Only desparate retarded losers who can't get laid like blondes.
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Face it, a lot of you are incels and closet homosexuals. It's rather transparent.
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

[link to i.pinimg.com (secure)]

Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
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She sure is a hottie. Her hair is so very very beautiful too. Both the length and the color. I'd love to see some videos of her beautiful super long very blonde beautiful hair dancing, and swaying, and blowing around as she walks.
Of course I'd love to see her from the front too. Bet she has a very beautiful face, beautiful bright blue eyes, and nice huge knockers.
Guessing she probably Scandinavian. She's very blonde, tall, fair skinned, and very beautiful, and of course most Scandinavian girls are blonde, tall, fair skinned, and beautiful.
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

[link to i.pinimg.com (secure)]

Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77599095


She sure is a hottie. Her hair is so very very beautiful too. Both the length and the color. I'd love to see some videos of her beautiful super long very blonde beautiful hair dancing, and swaying, and blowing around as she walks.
Of course I'd love to see her from the front too. Bet she has a very beautiful face, beautiful bright blue eyes, and nice huge knockers.
Guessing she probably Scandinavian. She's very blonde, tall, fair skinned, and very beautiful, and of course most Scandinavian girls are blonde, tall, fair skinned, and beautiful.
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Son, just being blue-eyed, blonde and scandinavian is not a pass to beauty! There are many ugly ones, the current PM of Norway, Erna Solberg being an example:

She is a natural blue-eyed blonde.....and is ugly now, as well as when she was young.

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Flat nose, pumpkin-shaped head, short, chubby.

What makes a person good looking are facial features (razor straight sharp nose, thin lips, elongated skull). The skin, eye and hair color are secondary features.

There are many dark skinned African Ethiopian and Eritrean females who look far better than her, because they have fine facial features.
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When I was a young apprentice craftsman, there was a union contractor working and she had beautiful flowing hair and was slender yet buxom with a pert behind and in tight clothes. So one of the guys went to talk to her, and we all heehawed because when she turned around.....whewwwww she was extremely homely. What they used to call a coyote morning gal where a feller got too sauced and took someone straggler home from the bar, then woke up and thought, "I would rather chew my arm off that she is sleeping on, then wake her up!"
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

[link to i.pinimg.com (secure)]

Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77599095


Dam*, impressive....like Rapunzel! I wish we could see her front, especially her nose and boobs.

Long blond hair acts as beacon to American naggers, who have seen a lot of tv/movies and playboy mags. Surprising why there are no naggers behind her in the queue?
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Wonder if she lives in a tower. Lol! Hair like that could come in quite useful if she ever gets trapped in a tower and needs a handsome prince to come rescue her.

I wonder if she's ever tripped and fell on her hair?
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

[link to i.pinimg.com (secure)]

Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77599095


WOW!!!
She(and her hair) is absolutely amazing.
Her hair is so blonde, long, massive, bright, shiny, and beautiful
You have any more pictures of her?
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

[link to i.pinimg.com (secure)]

Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77599095


WOW!!!
She(and her hair) is absolutely amazing.
Her hair is so blonde, long, massive, bright, shiny, and beautiful
You have any more pictures of her?
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Man! She's a Vrill!
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Fake tanned bleached blonde, with blue contact lenses!

You should know by now, that natural blondes are pasty white, usually cant get tanned and have bright crystal blue eyes.

Of course, that still does not guarantee to make them beautiful.......which depends on the nose, lips, head shape and other facial features.
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

[link to i.pinimg.com (secure)]

Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77599095


WOW!!!
She(and her hair) is absolutely amazing.
Her hair is so blonde, long, massive, bright, shiny, and beautiful
You have any more pictures of her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76861542


Man! She's a Vrill!
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Vril women are hot. I wonder if Rapunzel was a Vril?
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Pleiadians are pretty hot too. I believe Vril are Pleiadians or very closely related to Pleiadians. It's believed that the Nordic were created by or descended from the Pleiadians.
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This one is my favorite.

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Vril blondes are a figment of the imagination, created by ugly dwarfs Fuhrer and Himmler.

Sorry, nope.... Pleiadians are the ancestors of the short, chubby, flat nosed pumpkin-headed blondes.

The tall slim voluptuous Nordic blondes descended from Alpha Centaurus.

I met one of them in Nigeria, long ago. A Nigerian guy even wrote a song about her.
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Very beautiful girl and very beautiful hair. Here's a very beautiful very blonde white woman with very beautiful very massive very long bright shiny hair that is even longer than she is tall

[link to i.pinimg.com (secure)]

Wish there were pictures showing her from the front.
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She's very beautiful to be sure but I bet she's dumber than a box of rocks. Of course everyone knows how natural blue eyed blondes are very hot but also very dumb. It seems like the blonder bluer eyed fairer skinned longer haired and hotter a natural blonde is the dumber she is. The very few natural blue eyed blondes that aren't dumb seem to be the very few that aren't hot. I have yet to meet a hot long haired fair skinned natural blue eyed blonde that wasn't totally dumb.
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"Anna Magdelena Bach" probably wrote most of Bach's
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The natural blondes that I have known are breathtaking beauties with no make necessary.

I seriously doubt some of you have ever kissed a lady, much less spent the night with one.
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Yes most natural blonde hair blue eyed fair skinned women are breathtakingly beautiful but they are also very dumb. The very few intelligent natural blonde blue eyed fair skinned women are the very few that aren't hot. I've dated quite a few very hot very long haired naturally very blonde bright blue eyed fair skinned very white women and while very very hot they were also dumber than a box of rocks and that is an understatement of how dumb they were. I have never seen a hot natural blonde blue eyed especially a naturally very blonde bright blue eyed fair skinned woman that wasn't dumber than a box of rocks. The hotter longer haired blonder bluer eyed fairer skinned a natural blonde is the dumber she seems to be.
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No doubt natural blonde hair blue eyed fair skinned white women beat out brunettes redheads, and fake blondes in the beauty department by a mile and a half. However brunettes, redheads, and even fake blondes definitely beat out natural blondes in the brains department by a mile and a half.
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Vril blondes are a figment of the imagination, created by ugly dwarfs Fuhrer and Himmler.

Sorry, nope.... Pleiadians are the ancestors of the short, chubby, flat nosed pumpkin-headed blondes.

The tall slim voluptuous Nordic blondes descended from Alpha Centaurus.

I met one of them in Nigeria, long ago. A Nigerian guy even wrote a song about her.
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Wow. What an elaborate theory. How long did it take you to come up with this mind blowing theory?
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No doubt natural blonde hair blue eyed fair skinned white women beat out brunettes redheads, and fake blondes in the beauty department by a mile and a half. However brunettes, redheads, and even fake blondes definitely beat out natural blondes in the brains department by a mile and a half.
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I came up with a theory as to why blondes are dumb.
Here it is:
Blondes get sunburnt really easy due to their really pale skin and yet even though they get sunbunt so easily it seems like they like to lay out in the sun a lot, more than anyone else.
So I was thinking that it was the combination of the fact that blondes get sunburnt so easy but yet they like to lay out in the sun so much that all that getting sunburnt damages their brains and makes them dumb. Does anyone else agree with my theory?
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Blondes aren't dumb,just extra horny, you can't shoot a woman for THAT.
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Blondes aren't dumb,just extra horny, you can't shoot a woman for THAT.
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I don't think a blonde can hold a candle to a red head in the horny department.

And I'll gladly have one prove me wrong.
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Blondes aren't dumb,just extra horny, you can't shoot a woman for THAT.
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I don't think a blonde can hold a candle to a red head in the horny department.

And I'll gladly have one prove me wrong.
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Of course not, you goddamn fool, that would be a mentally ill, Libtard idea.
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OP is full of shit, and if OP had one shred of integrity Juarez is waiting. Tahoe is, and will always be a paradise.OP is just jealous because my daily grind here is better than anything they will ever experience.
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What you just did is the most bizarre kind if heresy. You dislike "race-mixing", thus you elected to use the Christian faith to disallow "race-mixing".

Buddy, you better get down on your knees and pray for forgiveness.

Moses, an Israelite, married a lady of Kush. She was black. Did YHWH complain???
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Read or YouTube vid about a geothermal greenhouse and the older man who perfected growing oranges in winter in Nebraska. Hope he’s still with us. He has decades of knowledge and so good other learners. It’s got me seriously thinking about my own. Not near as elaborate.
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This is my thread about blonde woman and how gorious they are! They are so hot. Agree with me? Then say hell yeah!!!
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I love your typo - sort of cancels out your statement. Another blonde joke via Freudian slip.
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Tanning is a natural thing when going out into the sun. Some people don't like the risk of sunning and opt to remain pale and liberally use sunscreen. Some use spray tans. My point is it's a personal choice and has nothing to do with cultural appropriation. Having grown up on a farm and getting a tan every summer due to my work outside, I can assure you that blacks were the furthest thing form my mind.

My point is, also, that blacks want to criticize whites for every little thing whether it has any merit or not (and it usually does not), but they ignore their own similar behavior. Do not say that blacks don't straighten their hair, that they don't wear suits/jeans/heels, that they don't bleach their skin or hair, they live in houses (instead of huts) and drive cars. More do it than not. I have been living around blacks for years (Atlanta), so don't say it's not true. There is a world of difference between traditional black culture and what passes for black today. Personally, I'm not criticizing the blacks for doing this. Heck, I would do it, too, if I were black. But I am pointing out the sheer hypocritical attitude they have. Blacks are becoming the kings/queens of entitlement these days.

And if you want to debate, try to do it the responsible and mature way and use facts rather than starting out of the gate with a baseless insult. People see that and think you are very young and immature. You need to grow up a bit if you want to be taken seriously.





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