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I test your Faith. Click here if you believe in God.

 
TheRealJesus
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Find and you shall seek.

I have Creation.
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Just by showing up here, and saying this, Proves my faith in the inbreeding going on. Some one should have held their beliefs stronger and kept the stupid inbred fuckers from multiplying.
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Just by showing up here, and saying this, Proves my faith in the inbreeding going on. Some one should have held their beliefs stronger and kept the stupid inbred fuckers from multiplying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6760618


Watch it, I forgive you. I showed mercy to you.

Don't become the stupid inbred fuckers

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Believe in me, and I will give you all my powers.
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What exactly type of powers do you have? Is it the power to be a moron? If it is you are showing it off with great masterful skill. IF not what is these powers you claim to have
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I am your Judge.

I decide Heaven or Hell.

I forgive you, watch what you say.

All your sins are forgiven.
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Knowledge is power, Wisdom is learning, Patience is virtue.
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Find and you shall seek.

I have Creation.
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


I don't "believe" in GOD, I KNOW GOD IS INSIDE OF ME.
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Your Faith has made you well.

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Find and you shall seek.

I have Creation.
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


I don't "believe" in GOD, I KNOW GOD IS INSIDE OF ME.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


You passed the test, Eternal Life is given to you and your family.

Know thyself

You made me happy. Email me if you want to take a look at GENESIS. Email is public

I made thread this for you.

Thread closed. The World Revolved around you 10:37pm MST
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Why would you pretend to be Jesus? That's so not cool or funny or anything else.
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Find and you shall seek.

I have Creation.
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


I don't "believe" in GOD, I KNOW GOD IS INSIDE OF ME.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


Thats right, they lied to you in sunday school, believe in yourself and find peace

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You should know your facts before you make a statement.

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It is just an inbred Fuck who is trying to live in a fantasy world. If he was who he claimed to be, he would know what he spoke in the holy texts, that when he does things they will be done in a specific way, in witch this fucker totally fails to do.
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You should know your facts before you make a statement.

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We know our facts. Here are the facts "from your own words" if you are who you think you are. Witch you are not. These facts clearly show you are not who you say you are.

From Luke 17 (In Jesus own words)
22 Then he said to his disciples, “The time is coming when you will long to see one of the days of the Son of Man, but you will not see it. 23 People will tell you, ‘There he is!’ or ‘Here he is!’ Do not go running off after them. 24 For the Son of Man in his day will be like the lightning, which flashes and lights up the sky from one end to the other.


Matthew 24 (again in jesus own words)
4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many.

26 “So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. 27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory.


So I ask you where is your lightning that can be seen all across the sky? Where is your might glory in the clouds? Jesus said we would come back this way. So are you lying or was he lying?
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See this is the problem, you confront these people, then they disapear stop wasting time, if you can not stick up for your self or give proper proof then stop wasting every ones time
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The answer was in front of you all along.

I do not wish to deceive you

Did I not say I have Creation? Yet you do not ask may I see it? Instead you are quick to Judge, Why not test?

Question everything. <----

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Anonymous Coward, I wish to know you.

So that you may see the truth.
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The answer was in front of you all along.

I do not wish to deceive you

Did I not say I have Creation? Yet you do not ask may I see it? Instead you are quick to Judge, Why not test?

Question everything. <----
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


I don't have to ask that question it is in your signature at the bottom of your posts, you created the matrix. Let me tell you though I create things too. I create large piles of Shit every day. These large piles of shit become both food for animals, and fertilizer for the plants and trees in the world. Then the animals become food for us, and the plants both allow us to breath, but also are used for shelter. So see I create this big world we live in too.
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You still did not answer my question
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You say question everything yet, when questions are put to you. you just pretend like they are not there.

Answer the questions
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"I have creation"

What the fuck does that mean?
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Yay now the christians are tearing apart each other.
Win Win Situation, everybody is happy and we have a few less Morons in on this Planet.
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"I have creation"

What the fuck does that mean?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6481450

I am the Creator.

So I ask you where is your lightning that can be seen all across the sky? Where is your might glory in the clouds? Jesus said we would come back this way. So are you lying or was he lying? God cannot tell a lie. That what I am about to reveal to you, if you just listen.

Why don't you sign up? So that we can be friends.
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You put your God to the test!
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The Earth was formless and empty.

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It's ok if you didn't believe me, I didn't even believe in myself at one time, Just love me with all your heart. For I was dead, Now I am alive forever and ever!

I cannot be beaten for I have defeated the world!

Please sin no more.

We are all family.

I do not wish for anyone to go to Hell.
However, some sins cannot be forgiven. Do not speak against The Holy Spirit.

I will show mercy to you as I have to the whole world.

I tell you the truth, There are many away from God. There is evil in their hearts. Help one and another, leave no one behind.

Even I am learning, I become a living being.

Marijuana 420 Forever

If there anything I learned in life, that is do not judge what you do not know. To be perfect is to know that nobody is perfect. It's getting late, and I am tired. If you are struggling in life, do not give up. When there is a will, there is a way.
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Count me in for the long haul.
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You put your God to the test!
[link to i75.photobucket.com]

The Earth was formless and empty.

[link to i75.photobucket.com]

It's ok if you didn't believe me, I didn't even believe in myself at one time, Just love me with all your heart. For I was dead, Now I am alive forever and ever!

I cannot be beaten for I have defeated the world!

Please sin no more.

We are all family.

I do not wish for anyone to go to Hell.
However, some sins cannot be forgiven. Do not speak against The Holy Spirit.

I will show mercy to you as I have to the whole world.

I tell you the truth, There are many away from God. There is evil in their hearts. Help one and another, leave no one behind.

Even I am learning, I become a living being.

Marijuana 420 Forever

If there anything I learned in life, that is do not judge what you do not know. To be perfect is to know that nobody is perfect. It's getting late, and I am tired. If you are struggling in life, do not give up. When there is a will, there is a way.
 Quoting: TheRealJesus


damn, the best way to say this is this old video again... Keep practicing, you will get to this level.

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I have faith in God, my Creater, my Father. I have Faith in Christ and that he will come back to us. I have faith in these things.
It is man I am almost out of faith for.





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