I need ways to trick MY parents into thinking I swallowed a pill!

Ok, so here's my opinion.
You are born again, right? If so, why are you attempting to deceive your parents? Lying and not honoring your parents is breaking two commandments at once.

You could tell your father, "I know you are tying to do what's best for me, and I appreciate that. However, I feel this medication is causing more harm than good, and I respectfully ask that you don't force me to take it." present him wih any information that pertains to your concerns.

You mentioned your parents are psychologists, right? This means they are probably crazier than your average bear, and there may be no reasoning with them. If you aren't willing to take the meds, and the other alternative is to get kicked out of your house, then you need to decide.
You're 16 yrs old. You're old enough to join the Job Corps. They'll give you room and board, and education. I would advise against moving in with your boyfriend, especially of you're trying to follow the path of Christ.

Good luck.

Consider using the pill as a Suppositorie and inject up the ass of the administrator. Be creative and force drug them into a warped fake drug induced state; see how they like the confused forgetful state.

Use NO LUBE...!

Last Edited by CE1 on 12/19/2011 12:53 PM

Okay, so you do not accept any part of my suggestions but that leaves you where? Listening to those people on here who give you bogus advice and will sign off not giving you another thought, or, this is the best? Letting a 16year old who is troubled(again, I do not know what is wrong with you or right either other than you are troubled) make a huge decision for you???

I was not in your state of affairs but I do clearly recall my former 18year old self made very few right decisions for me.

A doctor got you the Prozac but as I mentioned there are others who do NOT buy into just prescribing SRIs. Do some work and find one who would evaluate other protocols. You are not easy to help and it does involve your work too.

Hide it in your sock in your shoes while you're wearing them. then,when they check your mouth, you're clean.

prozac ?

why?

this is really f'd

Seek out a lawyer who deals with childrens issues

you ARE of the age group that can by law be exempted from your parents

before the age of 18 but you have to go through the courts and then they can do nothing to make you take the pill

of course they would probably throw you out

It's more of a curse than a mental illness of psychological disorder.

Thoughts that I think are influenced by certain triggers: feelings/words/actions/sights, and depending on what it is I react in a specific way. It feels like I have multiple layers of thought, each with their own capacity and capabilities.

I end up thinking a lot, but mostly all thoughts lead to something depressing, then I recede back into my shell. When I dwell or am sad (synonymous things) certain feelings of phrases of negativity such as "not good enough" Echo and resound silently throughout me, the words don't repeat like a broken record, merely stain the "air" i breathe... leave a bad taste in mouth.

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Layer 1 the level of thinking I am most aware of, 100% control over this level of thinking.
EX: Doing math in your head. ("1...plus 1...equals...2")

Layer 2 the level of thinking which uses sensory input and attained knowledge (usually relevant in esoteric ways) to build tangents off of what my first layer is thinking.

Layer 3 is the random subconscious thoughts that invade which can derail my train of thought, pause my train of thought, or boost it. Once again, it depends, it is random.
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Let me put it in geek terms...
Take this episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 for example:


Layer 1 is the movie.
Layer 2 is the commentary from the cast.
Layer 3 is the breaks from the movie, commercial or otherwise.

Also, the whole aspergers and schizophrenia thing is a self diagnosed thing, but I am pretty damn sure I exhibit extremes of many symptoms classified into each disorder I listed.

/rant sorry for the long winded reproach.

hahah lmfao I was gonna suggest this one in jest, but was afraid someone might take it as a legitimate way to deal with it.

Waking myself up.

Capsule

Thats interesting!!
I have these white spots on my nails. I have atleast 6.
Some bigger than others.

Good !
Don't ever let it go, just because you had bad parents doesn't mean your a bad person
Thank you

How did you confront them?
Did they accpet?
Thank you
Congrats on getting clean!


Nice!
Will try

Lol, I wish it was that easy.


That made me smile so big!!!!
Thats so cool!

Good grief, you should have the option to go off of it and see how you do without it. I can't believe your parents won't listen to you and at least give it a try. If you do well off of it great, if not you can always go back on. You could always try natural remedies too. Geeze, you're 16, not 6...it's sad that they're treating you this way.

From what I've heard, you're not suppose to go off of antidepressants without a doctor's okay due to possible withdrawal issues, so it's unfair that your parents won't listen to you so you can taper off with the doc's help. You quitting and then your parents making you take it can cause issues with the on, off, on and then back off again. Please be careful.

I'd do what others have suggested and give your parents the stats on these drugs and the bad things they can do. If being on Prozac is causing you to have suicidal thoughts, you need to tell your parents about it, as that's a side effect with this medication (especially in teens). They'd be crazy to keep you on it with those side effects!!

My doc. put me on Effexor. I trusted all she said about the medication, as she'd never steered me wrong before. The sad part is that she didn't know a damn thing about all the side effects and the withdrawal symptoms! All she said is that I may be hotter than the people around me in the warm months and colder in the cooler months. Well, that's an understatement...it's more like I boil in the warmer months and freeze in the cooler months. It makes me feel blah as hell too. The really sad part is that you can withdraw off of Effexor after only one missed dose. I missed a dose by accident and went through these things called "brain zaps." Look brain zaps up...they're frickin horrible!! Prozac can cause brain zaps from what I've heard too, though it doesn't happen with everyone. I looked up my symptoms and that's how I found out about it...when I told my doc. about it, she didn't know what I was talking about. I was infuriated...it's easily found out on the internet and tons of people have experienced it, but she didn't know about it?! Don't get me wrong, I really like my doctor, I mean, she's been great with everything else, but it irked me she'd prescribe a medication she didn't know all there was to know about. I've tried getting off this crap twice now, both times by tapering down and I haven't been successful. I hate that I can't just get off this stuff without going through pure hell.

I don't know why your dad chucked your vitamin D3. It's been proven that low vitamin D levels can cause depression. I take 5000 I.U.'s a day. My 9 yr. old gets 2000 I.U.'s a day. You should really have your vitamin D level checked if you were having issues with depression. It's also great for keeping you cold and flu free, as it boosts your immunity.

I wish you luck and hope something works out for you!

Yes, going against my parents is against the law of God. I'm aware, just desperate.
I am going to try reasoning first most definitely! I am taking them for now, but once I get a respectable amount of research done what they do with that determines the next step.

Also for the living with the boyfriend, it wouldn't be like shacking up. Hell no!!! He is agreed on the celibate thing, infact I would probably sleep in the guest room cattycorner to the parents room and they hear everything.
But its a last resort type of thing.

Divorce your parents in court so that you can move out with me lol

Hahaha. I don't think I could pin my dad down longer enough for that.

I'm listening to your suggestions!
Keeping them in mind.
I will try talking and doctors first!!!

I dont know how that would work!COnsideirng they hand me the pill and watch me swallow it

for "depression"


Ahh! I don't want to sue my parents, or get into legal shit. I just don't want to take the pill!

Holy shit I totally get what you are saying!

For instance this is an example I get sometimes

Layer 1: I love my boyfriend, just thinking back on our memories something reminded me of a time we had together.
Layer 2: A what if comes into play, as normal girls would get. takes it to a whole knew level of what if, complicating every possible way something wrong with me and him could go wrong, singling out my faults and making up a new "dream" girl who is better. If it gets deep enough I start believing it will happen and it throws me into a spiraling depression, or shell as you put.
Layer3: Just pure inside Panic.

Its not just boyfriend, its ANYTHING. I overthink and analyze everything.
Interesting to know that someone else has this problem.
How do you cope with it?

For your research look up Joseph Wesbecker:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

And leave literature laying around on AK-47 and other assault rifles, ammo, silencers, etc...

I looked up brain zaps. I get those alot when I'm on the medication. I thought I had a tumor, those things scare the hell out of me!!!

I also get this, aderline rush when I'm on it. Like I'll be laying down and it will start to feel like I'm moving foward 200 mph, my heart beats fast, my blood flows fast. Its freaky.

I'll tell!
And man My friend took effexor, she said it was horrible!!!
I think the doc almost put me on that but my mom said "no put her on prozac."

Are you off it now?~?~

I want off this shit now!!!!!!!

lol They already be divorced

If you are over 18 and living with your parents, move out to refuse manipulation.

If you are under 18 and asking for advice, I can't imagine giving you advice to lie to your parents. If it is against your will, call social services. Get a lawyer.

You want to trick them? That is the joke, especially on GLP. I can't believe doctors still prescribe Prozac to nutzos in conditions like yours. It must be a lie, because Prozac isn't the popular drug at the moment.

I'd rather not get into legal action.

My mother suggested Prozac and he gave it to me.

I'm just glad you have enough sense to realize you don't need Prozac. =)

I have a little pocket that I can hide things in in the back of my throat.. Half way swallowing and then tuck it behind..

Just my 2 cents. Works for me.

Hahahah

Lol at your user id.
Me too

As reluctant as I am to suggest this because I don't know the whole situation...if the pills are capsules, simply pull each capsule apart, empty medicine into toilet, flush toilet, put very tiny amount of sugar in one half of capsule, ease both halves of capsule back together....voila, sugar pills!

I do think you should ask some other doctor to refer you to a different psychiatrist who doesn't know your parents so that YOU get to make the choices that affect your body!
Psychotropic drugs are nothing to mess with and I wouldn't take 'em if you paid me!!

The whole sugar pill thing is what I"m gonna have to do if they don't listen.

I know I'm not supposed to defy my parents, but I'm also not supposed to defy my body.


I'll try to get another psychiatrist!

What are you?

Like 13 years old?

Just don't take it ,,,,

UNLESS you are under 18.

In that case you are you should not really be here either.

Just my opinion

I hope you can communicate respectfully wih your parents. The key is, if you want them to take you seriously, you have to be cool, calm, and collected. However, of they are psychologists, this may be very difficult to do, as they know how to press people's buttons to get a desired reaction.
Your 'mental illness' may just be a result of being in an unstable environment.
At your age, you need a structured environment. Living with your boyfriend in his parents house may be more than you are emotionally ready for, just because of your age. Even if you are trying to be celibate, there will be a great temptation. Not only that, but you will be living with someone that you have a romantic, emotional relationship with. That will simply be very complicated.

I wish you the best, and I hope you find your way. Please look in to Job Corps. It may be exactly what you need. You can get away from a potentially emotionally abusive situation, and maintain a structure way of life. You also get free education. This is something very valuable if you can get it.