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| Omni Vegan Loveseed
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| Omni Vegan Loveseed
(OP) User ID: 2119116 United States12/22/2011 05:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please don't say shit like that joking or not, this shit is unexplainable. John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk? |
| lostandfound
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| Dukembg
User ID: 6155102 United States12/22/2011 05:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | relax, it's a sign that exists in everything that once was and will be. Is there a reasonable explaination? yeah. Will u figure it out? try. Above all you're completely safe because god has your back. Last Edited by Dukembg on 12/22/2011 05:19 AM Prepare yourself for the coming power outage!! Thread: Cyber Attack = American Blackout!!! Power Grid Vulnerable! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 7243442 United States12/22/2011 05:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Horace bubba
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| Skyeford
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| Omni Vegan Loveseed
(OP) User ID: 2119116 United States12/22/2011 05:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wish they would have made me toast but I didn't smell a damn toaster when I woke up! Just Iguana lights turned on and my room glowing like it shouldn't be. Sigh. John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk? |
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| Horace bubba
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| Omni Vegan Loveseed
(OP) User ID: 2119116 United States12/22/2011 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |   John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk? |
| weegie
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1454911 United States01/21/2012 08:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4277515 United States01/21/2012 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do NOT sleep walk, ever, never had a case of it in my 20 years.. It's currently 513a EST and I'm waking up to find ALL of my lights casually turned on. I went to pick up my iPad to FaceTime a friend, when the iPad started glitching and shutting off. I'm really scared, and no this isn't some stupid fucking post, I need answers here. PLEASE! Quoting: Omni Vegan Loveseed Do you live alone OP ? Ring a friend and get them to come and spend the rest of the night with you OP. |
| JATMON
User ID: 7518028 United States01/21/2012 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wish they would have made me toast but I didn't smell a damn toaster when I woke up! Just Iguana lights turned on and my room glowing like it shouldn't be. Sigh. Quoting: Omni Vegan Loveseed What are iguana lights? It must have been the reptilians then, coming to see why you are keeping reptiles in captivity, and to determine your intentions.  Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 9089025 United States01/21/2012 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1491697 United States01/21/2012 08:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wish they would have made me toast but I didn't smell a damn toaster when I woke up! Just Iguana lights turned on and my room glowing like it shouldn't be. Sigh. Quoting: Omni Vegan Loveseed What are iguana lights? lights.. for iguanas... i would imagine. maybe the power went off? some lights will turn themselves on after the power shuts off and back on. especially if the light was intended for a pet... that way the pet doesnt freeze to death accidentally. |
| Spittin'Cesium
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| Omni Vegan Loveseed
(OP) User ID: 2119116 United States01/21/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Teh lulz John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk? |
| Omni Vegan Loveseed
(OP) User ID: 2119116 United States01/21/2012 08:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wish they would have made me toast but I didn't smell a damn toaster when I woke up! Just Iguana lights turned on and my room glowing like it shouldn't be. Sigh. Quoting: Omni Vegan Loveseed What are iguana lights? lights.. for iguanas... i would imagine. maybe the power went off? some lights will turn themselves on after the power shuts off and back on. especially if the light was intended for a pet... that way the pet doesnt freeze to death accidentally. Hasn't happened since, although I've been seeing shadows around the house, and no they are not my own lol! Anyway iguana lights are just clamps with UVB bulbs lol I shouldn't have said 'iguana lamps'. Also no they are not timed or anything. John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk? |
| Omni Vegan Loveseed
(OP) User ID: 2119116 United States01/21/2012 08:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wish they would have made me toast but I didn't smell a damn toaster when I woke up! Just Iguana lights turned on and my room glowing like it shouldn't be. Sigh. Quoting: Omni Vegan Loveseed What are iguana lights? It must have been the reptilians then, coming to see why you are keeping reptiles in captivity, and to determine your intentions. Hahaha. I have seen two UFOs since. John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 8993757 United States01/21/2012 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Run outside right now, look up into the sky, and proclaim that you know they are watching. Fall onto your knees, and open your arms to the sky. They will see this. They have given you a sign, that which you originally brushed aside, that doubt that what you thought might be wrong, you must let this go and accept that you already knew what this was, and why they did it. |
| Omni Vegan Loveseed
(OP) User ID: 2119116 United States01/21/2012 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Run outside right now, look up into the sky, and proclaim that you know they are watching. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8993757 Fall onto your knees, and open your arms to the sky. They will see this. They have given you a sign, that which you originally brushed aside, that doubt that what you thought might be wrong, you must let this go and accept that you already knew what this was, and why they did it. Very interesting. Now, I'm not going to go make a scene in front of the neighbors, but I will set my intention on believing I already knew. I will also try the whole arm proclaiming etc. When everyone is leaving for work. Very interesting post to say the least ac! John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk? |
