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George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?

 
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George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
WOW! No there is the toughest GOD question there is...

AND GEORGE CARLIN THOUGHT OF IT! (GEORGE WAS A GENIUS)

WELL? WHAT THE HECK IS THE ANSWER?
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
God created the universe. He can move he can stop it.
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
That's a stupid question.

What if he made a particle so small he couldn't see it?

And why would he have to pick it up? Create it on the right spot.

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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
No he could move anything.
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
"God" didn't create anything, nor will. "He" has to it with the stuff we come up with.

Sigh...
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
"God" didn't create anything, nor will. "He" has to it with the stuff we come up with.

Sigh...
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OK then we can move anything then.
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
No he could move anything.
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So he can't make it that big?
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed. I think that all energy in reality is part of God including us, with the difference in us being that we have been given free moral agency to choose what we good for good or for evil in this life. Hence I think God IS the rock! flower
Matt 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Psalm 119:165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.

Amos 8:11  Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD:

Ruth 1:1 Now it came to pass in the days when the judges ruled, that there was a famine in the land.
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
Technically..yes God can. If everything is part of God, than me not being able to life a 500 pound boulder is God not being able to pick up a rock he created. Technically..
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
God IS everything.
The whole question is stupid, since nothing exists outside of it.
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
better question: can people ask a question so stupid that nobody can answer it?
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
better question: can people ask a question so stupid that nobody can answer it?
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Apparently we could.

We can also come up with stupid answers to a such a question.
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
"God" didn't create anything, nor will. "He" has to it with the stuff we come up with.

Sigh...
 Quoting: Searchalot


OK then we can move anything then.
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In some way, we can. We just cut it into smaller pieces, move it, put it back together.

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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
Its a trick question. God is the Rock fools.
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
better question: can people ask a question so stupid that nobody can answer it?
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George Carlin is stupid? BLASPHEMY!
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Re: George Carlin's "GOD" question. Maybe YOU have the answer? Could GOD make a rock so big he couldn't pick it up? HUH?
Its a trick question. God is the Rock fools.
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