Judea - Revolutionary terrorist, Jesus Nazarene, has been taken into custody by Homeland Security Agents after a tense and armed stand off with his cult followers. Peter Rock, a close aide of this terrorist, was also arrested for cutting off an ear of a Homeland Security Agent with an illegal sword more than 2 inches long. Many law enforcement personnel were hurt, all mysteriously having damaged ribs from a weapon of unknown design, possibly an unauthorized ultrasonic or electro-magnetic (EM) device.

The tip to Jesus's whereabouts came from local man, Judas Iscariot, who was given the $300 reward for calling the local County Crime Stoppers hotline.

Jesus Nazarene had entered the city early Thursday - causing widespread riots and unrest - as thousands of anarchic protesters littered the streets with palm leaves to show support. Notwithstanding his appeal to various disaffected elements in society, he and his gang quickly hid themselves in an upper room of a local hotel for a "Last Supper" - clearly expecting a confrontation to come.

An interviewed maid told of horrific tales regarding this group of terrorists and their engagement in bizarre rituals, such as washing each others feet then pretending that they were drinking blood and eating raw human flesh.

Later, they went to an isolated area outside of town where Jesus posted guards - who fortunately fell asleep several times - allowing law enforcement agencies to get their men in place.

Jesus, who has been reluctant to be photographed, was identified when Mr. Iscariot bravely volunteered to walk right up to him and "kiss him" - a bizarre ritual that would draw little suspicion from the rest of the all male cult.

It was then that violence erupted as Peter Rock pulled a sword and cut off the ear of Homeland Security Agent Antonius, who is currently recovering in a local hospital for injuries less severe than first thought. At the apparent signal of Jesus's hand, some unknown device then stunned all the other law enforcement agents.