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Message Subject Jesus Becomes a Convicted Terrorist Under the Patriot Act
Poster Handle The White Owl
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Judea - At midnight last night, convicted terrorist Jesus Nazarene was executed by the electric chair. His last words, "It is finished", brought to an end an incredible tale of deception, violence, and cult practices that stretched all the way back to his birth.

While some followers of this cult leader are still in custody in the U.S. Guantanamo Bay holding facility pending further questioning, most are still at large, including Peter Rock who may have been in the area at the time but was unable to be identified in time - in spite of repeated inquiries. They have dispersed, it is suspected, to take up their seditious activities again.

At the request of many, who fear new outbreaks from the executed terrorist's cult, the Homeland Security Department has assigned a Special Agent to oversee the complete dispersal of all these terrorist cells. Special Agent in Charge, Paul Tarsus, will head the newly formed special task force.

"I will see to it that America sleeps safe. I don't care where they go or where they hide. I will see to it that no more trouble comes from them even if I have to walk to Damascus myself", said Agent Tarsus, refering to the town where it is suspected that many of these cult terrorists still reside and where they are making plans for further terrorist activities.
 
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