Some Dang city slicker came round the ranch today and told me im better take down those dang christmas lights

anyways im madder than a pack of wild dogs on a three legged cat. some city slicker came up to my door today talking bouts you gotsa get these lights down, christmas is over boy. who in tar nation he done thinks he is talking to me like that with his fancy hair polish and his book learnings. I tell you if i wasnt busier than a one armed monkey with two peckers i would have kicked his butt.just had to vent this as i am so mad. i think im gonna go to all the neighbours and ask them to lend me there christmas lights and im gonna attach them all and spell a giant flashing fuck you that i am gonna keep on all night until the fourth of july. only he can see it cause he lives right across the ways.

dang varmint!!!!!!!!!!