MOST OBVIOUS CONSPIRACY EVER - Twinkies Go Bankrupt

TWINKIE DOOM!!!

Haven't had a Ding-Dong for years, but I will miss them nonetheless.




(And by Ding-Dong, I mean the hockey puck shaped chocolate cake thingies with the mystery creme inside, not the women I've dated... Ba-dump-bump.)

According to Woody Harrelson: This is the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Who cares?? Just leave the Little Debbie's and we will be all good!


I love my oatmeal creme pies once in a while for sure!

i live in a house with 5 other people.. we bought two boxes of twinkies (20 twinkies total) and they were gone in 2 days.

TPTB want to take twinkies away from your stockpile due to the twinkies long shelf life. <-That is the real conspiracy.

Well, I for one WON'T miss "SnowBalls"...they were disgusting and a waste of good shelf space.

those are so nasty. why why why were they invented?

The movie Zombieland the guy was chasing twinkies the whole movie...but he could only find the snowball ones, this is indeed the beginning.

Now I'm mad. Please leave the Devil Dogs alone.

Hmmmmm, Hostess goes bankrupt, seems to me a good reason to legelize pot....get those munchies going again.

you cannot unsee this

So, how the hell did they go bankrupt? Aside from the fact that Twinkies have a shelf-life of about 50 years, and people may have been stockpiling them, I just don't see it.

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Twinkies are fucking disgusting I don't see how people eat that shit.

All those little debies snack cakes too. Someone offered me one of the little debbie chocolate cupcakes the other days, I took one bite and spit it out. It was the nastiest thing I ever put in my mouth.

Seriously you fat fucks stop fucking eating. Go kick a godamn soccer ball around or something.

I guess this means you won't be joining us at the 'Dolly Madison Memorial Zinger Toss' this summer, huh?