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DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK

 
ShitDontWork
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DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Dell Pentium 3 computer for 150 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.
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01/14/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
nothing to say fuckers?
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01/14/2012 05:16 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
nothing to say fuckers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1521471


Take it back. Shit ain't hard. Should have got MWF 3 anyways.
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
yes i have something to say

you mutha %$#%$&'er

you a %$%$&%'ing prophet is what it $%$^%&$&^'ing is

and it means all these people thinking ww3 are wrong cause it won;t work

you are seer man

oracle of the game
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Your computer does not meet the minimum requirements. Spend an afternoon researching computer builds from enthusiasts web sites. A PC the runs BF3 will cost $500+, if you build it yourself. A store bought PC will cost even more.
Sharty Mc Bean

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01/14/2012 05:23 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
u shouldve bought a Voodoo Graphic card too!
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01/14/2012 05:25 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
whatever
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Be yourself, Unto yourself, Unto others around you.
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
this thread is legendary.lol
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01/14/2012 05:27 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
You paid $150 for a Dell Pentium 3?

Great deal bro. Wanna buy some of my stuff too?
Marax

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01/14/2012 05:27 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
u shouldve bought a Voodoo Graphic card too!
 Quoting: Sharty Mc Bean


cruise

But really that pos you got isint going to cut it...
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
Marax

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01/14/2012 05:29 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Minimum System Requirements
OS: Windows Vista (Service Pack 2) 32-Bit
Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core (Core 2 Duo 2.4 GHZ or Althon X2 2.7 GHz)
Memory: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card (AMD): DirectX 10.1 compatible with 512 MB RAM (ATI RADEON 3000, 4000, 5000 OR 6000 series, with ATI RADEON 3870 or higher performance)
Graphics Card (NVIDIA): DirectX 10.0 compatible with 512 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE 8, 9, 200, 300, 400 OR 500 series with NVIDIA GEFORCE 8800 GT or higher performance)
Sound card : DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive

Recommended System Requirements
OS: Windows 7 64-Bit
Processor: Quad-Core CPU
Memory: 4 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card: DirectX 11 compatible with 1024 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 560 or ATI RADEON 6950)
Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
Too Dark Park

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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Dell Pentium 3 computer for 150 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.
 Quoting: ShitDontWork 1521471


You're the dumbass for buying it off CRAIGSLIST...
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01/14/2012 05:33 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
why didn't you just get a ps3 and the game for that much...
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01/14/2012 05:34 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
My cell phone has more processing power than your "computer"
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01/14/2012 05:34 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
nothing to say fuckers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1521471


either ur joking or ur retard

learn the basic system requirement for a game to run first,

BF3 is awesome as hell, but ur P3 CPU cant even run win7, let along others

just know this i7+gtx570 got 40+ fps, thats the way of gaming, sucker!
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01/14/2012 05:36 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
You paid $150 for a Dell Pentium 3?

Great deal bro. Wanna buy some of my stuff too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


stfu
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/14/2012 05:37 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
My cell phone has more processing power than your "computer"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2159872


Can you play BF3 on ur computer? so shut up.
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01/14/2012 05:40 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
laugh
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01/14/2012 05:41 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
My cell phone has more processing power than your "computer"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2159872


Can you play BF3 on ur computer? so shut up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1521471

Nope, don't need to. Ps3 FTW
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2012 05:43 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I second the advice to purchase a PS3 if the OP has limited cash to spend. PC gaming is more niche every year and quite expensive.
Burt Gummer

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01/14/2012 05:45 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Dell Pentium 3 computer for 150 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.
 Quoting: ShitDontWork 1521471


OP....you paid 150 for a Pentium III????
..and you expected that ancient HEAP to play Battlefield 3???


putin

Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 01/14/2012 05:50 PM
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2012 05:48 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Try out this game, it might work on your system! lol
Burt Gummer

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01/14/2012 05:52 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Try out this game, it might work on your system! lol

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That was painful to watch. lol
Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Doesn't work on a pentium 3 this is why you should download the torrent version first stop getting scammed by game sellers.
Then if it runs and works fine go buy it.
Many games come out and don't work at all on any pc for 3 months until the dick heads make a patch.
Tell me who are the real thieves?
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01/14/2012 05:55 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Minimum System Requirements
OS: Windows Vista (Service Pack 2) 32-Bit
Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core (Core 2 Duo 2.4 GHZ or Althon X2 2.7 GHz)
Memory: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card (AMD): DirectX 10.1 compatible with 512 MB RAM (ATI RADEON 3000, 4000, 5000 OR 6000 series, with ATI RADEON 3870 or higher performance)
Graphics Card (NVIDIA): DirectX 10.0 compatible with 512 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE 8, 9, 200, 300, 400 OR 500 series with NVIDIA GEFORCE 8800 GT or higher performance)
Sound card : DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive

Recommended System Requirements
OS: Windows 7 64-Bit
Processor: Quad-Core CPU
Memory: 4 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card: DirectX 11 compatible with 1024 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 560 or ATI RADEON 6950)
Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive
 Quoting: Marax


I was JUST getting ready to post this same info when I saw you had it up.

OP is either stupid or a troll.

I vote for both.
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01/14/2012 05:55 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Dell Pentium 3 computer for 150 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.
 Quoting: ShitDontWork 1521471


OP....you paid 150 for a Pentium III????
..and you expected that ancient HEAP to play Battlefield 3???


putin
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


someone would have to pay ME to take their P3 PC off their hands.
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01/14/2012 05:57 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Minimum System Requirements
OS: Windows Vista (Service Pack 2) 32-Bit
Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core (Core 2 Duo 2.4 GHZ or Althon X2 2.7 GHz)
Memory: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card (AMD): DirectX 10.1 compatible with 512 MB RAM (ATI RADEON 3000, 4000, 5000 OR 6000 series, with ATI RADEON 3870 or higher performance)
Graphics Card (NVIDIA): DirectX 10.0 compatible with 512 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE 8, 9, 200, 300, 400 OR 500 series with NVIDIA GEFORCE 8800 GT or higher performance)
Sound card : DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive

Recommended System Requirements
OS: Windows 7 64-Bit
Processor: Quad-Core CPU
Memory: 4 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card: DirectX 11 compatible with 1024 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 560 or ATI RADEON 6950)
Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive
 Quoting: Marax


I was JUST getting ready to post this same info when I saw you had it up.

OP is either stupid or a troll.

I vote for both.
 Quoting: Roentgen®

Yeah but minimum system specs are not always correct for example the modern warfare games run on older CPU's although not very well they still work even though they set the minimum specs are dual core etc.
Only ones like BF3 do not contain the kernel code for older CPU's so they can't actually run.
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01/14/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Minimum System Requirements
OS: Windows Vista (Service Pack 2) 32-Bit
Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core (Core 2 Duo 2.4 GHZ or Althon X2 2.7 GHz)
Memory: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card (AMD): DirectX 10.1 compatible with 512 MB RAM (ATI RADEON 3000, 4000, 5000 OR 6000 series, with ATI RADEON 3870 or higher performance)
Graphics Card (NVIDIA): DirectX 10.0 compatible with 512 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE 8, 9, 200, 300, 400 OR 500 series with NVIDIA GEFORCE 8800 GT or higher performance)
Sound card : DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive

Recommended System Requirements
OS: Windows 7 64-Bit
Processor: Quad-Core CPU
Memory: 4 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card: DirectX 11 compatible with 1024 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 560 or ATI RADEON 6950)
Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive
 Quoting: Marax


I was JUST getting ready to post this same info when I saw you had it up.

OP is either stupid or a troll.

I vote for both.
 Quoting: Roentgen®

Yeah but minimum system specs are not always correct for example the modern warfare games run on older CPU's although not very well they still work even though they set the minimum specs are dual core etc.
Only ones like BF3 do not contain the kernel code for older CPU's so they can't actually run.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7964455


seriously anything less than the minimum will just piss off the player
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Minimum System Requirements
OS: Windows Vista (Service Pack 2) 32-Bit
Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core (Core 2 Duo 2.4 GHZ or Althon X2 2.7 GHz)
Memory: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card (AMD): DirectX 10.1 compatible with 512 MB RAM (ATI RADEON 3000, 4000, 5000 OR 6000 series, with ATI RADEON 3870 or higher performance)
Graphics Card (NVIDIA): DirectX 10.0 compatible with 512 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE 8, 9, 200, 300, 400 OR 500 series with NVIDIA GEFORCE 8800 GT or higher performance)
Sound card : DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive

Recommended System Requirements
OS: Windows 7 64-Bit
Processor: Quad-Core CPU
Memory: 4 GB
Hard Drive: 20 GB
Graphics Card: DirectX 11 compatible with 1024 MB RAM (NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 560 or ATI RADEON 6950)
Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Keyboard and Mouse
DVD ROM Drive
 Quoting: Marax


I was JUST getting ready to post this same info when I saw you had it up.

OP is either stupid or a troll.

I vote for both.
 Quoting: Roentgen®

Yeah but minimum system specs are not always correct for example the modern warfare games run on older CPU's although not very well they still work even though they set the minimum specs are dual core etc.
Only ones like BF3 do not contain the kernel code for older CPU's so they can't actually run.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7964455


P3's were all the rage when I was in 11th grade.. that was 12 years ago. lol.

But there is still the fact OP says he paid $150 for a P3 box....
Burt Gummer

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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Dell Pentium 3 computer for 150 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.
 Quoting: ShitDontWork 1521471


OP....you paid 150 for a Pentium III????
..and you expected that ancient HEAP to play Battlefield 3???


putin
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


someone would have to pay ME to take their P3 PC off their hands.
 Quoting: Roentgen®


Yeah....really.
Considering the Pentium III had core speed of 450 MHz to 1.4 Ghz MAX.

...the OP got azzraped. hiding

Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 01/14/2012 06:03 PM
Anonymous Coward
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Re: DAAA FUCK, I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Hey OP... I have an old P4 with 512MB RAM collecting dust in the corner... you can buy it too... only $150.

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