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I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK

 
Marax
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I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Pentium 486 computer for 1500 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.

cruise
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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You should be glad.


Those retardedass video games are nothing but violence desensitizing brain washing.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Whats your Graphics card? And is your drivers updated.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I thought the graphics would just look a little shittier.
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I thought the graphics would just look a little shittier.
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No you need the minimium graphics card or update your graphics card to the latest driver.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I thought the graphics would just look a little shittier.
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No you need the minimium graphics card or update your graphics card to the latest driver.
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This is a joke bro.... unlike this lol
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Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Pentium 486 computer for 1500 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.

cruise
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I've got a Commodore 64 I'll sell you for 10k Marax... if it's too much computer you could sell it to that other poster at a profit.

Problem solved, win-win.

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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I knew it was a joke, just went along. Pentium processor are the kind of computers the local school uses.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Pentium 486 computer for 1500 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.

cruise
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I've got a Commodore 64 I'll sell you for 10k Marax... if it's too much computer you could sell it to that other poster at a profit.

Problem solved, win-win.

thumbs
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chuckle SOLD!
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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fuck you, you would post a thread mocking me. LOSER
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fuck you, you would post a thread mocking me. LOSER
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Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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I bought a Pentium 486 computer for 1500 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.

cruise
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Model Specified max clock Voltage L1-Cache Introduced
nice Dos gaming system ....lol

i486DX (P4) 20,25,33 MHz; 50 MHz 5V 8 KB WT April 1989; April 1989; May 1990; June 1991

i486SL 20,25,33 MHz 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT Nov 1992

i486SX (P23) 16,20,25 MHz (33 MHz) 5V 8 KB WT September 1991 (September 1992)

i486DX2 (P24) 40/20, 50/25 MHz (66/33 MHz) 5V 8 KB WT March 1992 (August 1992)
i486DX-S (P4S) 33 MHz; 50 MHz 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT June 1993

i486DX2-S (P24S) 40/20, 50/25 MHz (66/33 MHz) 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT June 1993

i486SX-S (P23S) 25,33 MHz 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT June 1993

i486SX2 50/25, 66/33 MHz 5V 8 KB WT March 1994
IntelDX4 (P24C) 75/25, 100/33 MHz 3.3V 16 KB WT March 1994

IntelDX4WB 100/33 MHz 3.3V 16 KB WB October 1994
i486DX2WB (P24D) 50/25, 66/33 MHz 5V 8 KB WB October 1994
i486DX2 (P24LM) 90/30 MHz; 100/33 MHz 2.5-2.9V 8 KB WT 1994

i486GX up to 33 MHz 3.3V 8 KB WT
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Model Specified max clock Voltage L1-Cache Introduced
nice Dos gaming system ....lol

i486DX (P4) 20,25,33 MHz; 50 MHz 5V 8 KB WT April 1989; April 1989; May 1990; June 1991

i486SL 20,25,33 MHz 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT Nov 1992

i486SX (P23) 16,20,25 MHz (33 MHz) 5V 8 KB WT September 1991 (September 1992)

i486DX2 (P24) 40/20, 50/25 MHz (66/33 MHz) 5V 8 KB WT March 1992 (August 1992)
i486DX-S (P4S) 33 MHz; 50 MHz 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT June 1993

i486DX2-S (P24S) 40/20, 50/25 MHz (66/33 MHz) 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT June 1993

i486SX-S (P23S) 25,33 MHz 5V or 3.3V 8 KB WT June 1993

i486SX2 50/25, 66/33 MHz 5V 8 KB WT March 1994
IntelDX4 (P24C) 75/25, 100/33 MHz 3.3V 16 KB WT March 1994

IntelDX4WB 100/33 MHz 3.3V 16 KB WB October 1994
i486DX2WB (P24D) 50/25, 66/33 MHz 5V 8 KB WB October 1994
i486DX2 (P24LM) 90/30 MHz; 100/33 MHz 2.5-2.9V 8 KB WT 1994

i486GX up to 33 MHz 3.3V 8 KB WT
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That was the first computer I owned.... blazing 25mhz lol
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Try using a 286. Those are better.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
I bought a Pentium 486 computer for 1500 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.

cruise
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space-invaders will work fine on it.
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loser... who plays computer games
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fuck you, you would post a thread mocking me. LOSER
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
those games are war simulators, and are a very good tool for preparing the masses for what they will have to do in the future, control large groups of robots in war.

buy em up and learn to play them well. it will only help when the time comes.
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Which 486? I bought a 486dx2 50 MHZ in 1993 with 64MB ram & in think it came with a 250MB HD 5.25 inch floppy, I added a soundblaster CD rom Drive later and 3.5 inch floppy. It played wolfenstein well and doom. added a modem for america online internet. This one was faster than my 386 with math coprocessor.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
shoulda spent that money on crossfired 7970's.

Then BF3 would work just fine. :)
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
those games are war simulators, and are a very good tool for preparing the masses for what they will have to do in the future, control large groups of robots in war.

buy em up and learn to play them well. it will only help when the time comes.
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This

I had a light crash down in the back of my house last night, and thought an intruder was in my house. I had my glock 26 in hand and my 12 gauge around my neck in about 5 secs and started to tactically clear the house.
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I bought a Pentium 486 computer for 1500 from this dude on craigslist so I could play the new Battlefield 3 and I pop it in and IT DONT WORK. what the fuck, nothing ever works these days. lame ass game.

cruise
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+1 for the thread making fun of the other thread.
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
Which 486? I bought a 486dx2 50 MHZ in 1993 with 64MB ram & in think it came with a 250MB HD 5.25 inch floppy, I added a soundblaster CD rom Drive later and 3.5 inch floppy. It played wolfenstein well and doom. added a modem for america online internet. This one was faster than my 386 with math coprocessor.
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Ohh the 486 DX2. I had one of those... Packard Bell if I remember right. Mine was pretty bad ass because it came with a cd-rom drive... which was rare back then.

But you couldn't help but love the 14.4 modem... and the boot up time... shewww... lightning fast at 5 minutes.

lol.
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buy a playstation or get powned
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buy a playstation or get powned
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buy a playstation and get hacked.

lol
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
those games are war simulators, and are a very good tool for preparing the masses for what they will have to do in the future, control large groups of robots in war.

buy em up and learn to play them well. it will only help when the time comes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1642802


This

I had a light crash down in the back of my house last night, and thought an intruder was in my house. I had my glock 26 in hand and my 12 gauge around my neck in about 5 secs and started to tactically clear the house.
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5 seconds is pretty fast bro, I would need at least 8.5 just to acquire the shotty. Safes suck when you need your shit.
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those games are war simulators, and are a very good tool for preparing the masses for what they will have to do in the future, control large groups of robots in war.

buy em up and learn to play them well. it will only help when the time comes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1642802


This

I had a light crash down in the back of my house last night, and thought an intruder was in my house. I had my glock 26 in hand and my 12 gauge around my neck in about 5 secs and started to tactically clear the house.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2847074


5 seconds is pretty fast bro, I would need at least 8.5 just to acquire the shotty. Safes suck when you need your shit.
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we really should turn this into a gun thread......
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Re: I Bought Battlefield 3 And It DONT FUCKIN WORK
those games are war simulators, and are a very good tool for preparing the masses for what they will have to do in the future, control large groups of robots in war.

buy em up and learn to play them well. it will only help when the time comes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1642802


This

I had a light crash down in the back of my house last night, and thought an intruder was in my house. I had my glock 26 in hand and my 12 gauge around my neck in about 5 secs and started to tactically clear the house.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2847074


5 seconds is pretty fast bro, I would need at least 8.5 just to acquire the shotty. Safes suck when you need your shit.
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I go commando style and sleep with my KA-BAR lol
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.





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