Why was the frog happy? (funny joke) Think Elite

Yea, it's called take the water out and put litter in there. You gotta see the things i've taught my cat to do. very simple.

That doesn't answer the question though. Thanks for your misplaced video.

Because the burner was turned off

Uhh...

when there is global water doom, the frogs can have more swamp land and less humans?

Noooooo, keep guessing.

Hilarious and appropriate for "thinking elite" but Nooooooo, guess again.

cuz he was all hopped up? :) lol I can't think of anything conspiratorial, sorry!

Another great answer, they are all hopped up aren't they? Punks! But Noooooooo, guess again!

Because he was amphibious not reptilian

Because the French are going to go bankrupt?

Because you stopped fucking it?

Geeze, you Glp'ers are not letting me down with your intuitive thinking! Honestly, some of these answers SHOULD have been the answer to my cracker jack joke!

Are they? Aren't we all?

I would never!....stop that is.

I noticed there are no JOKE threads on GLP, where you can tell the funny jokes you know. I think one should be started. There IS an answer to this joke, i will reveal it soon. Just having fun. The joke is actually kind of funny. And it's true, that when your thinking about a certain thing, or you have a certain state of mind, you relate things. Well, The frog is happy, and he stays that way, i wonder if anyone knows why!!!

Lol. Good sense of humor. If you had an account, I'd give you positive karma for being a good sport.

Ya know the funny thing is i just realized a minute ago that i wasn't logged in. Thank you though, no big deal, i'm not trying to impress or build, just relate and learn. Cheers!

Wait. This is a joke from a cracker jack box but it contains a message about the Elites?

Does Alanis Morisette or Tila Tequila write songs especially for you? If so, you may be suffering from schizophrenia.

Of course it doesn't contain a message about the Elites! It is a funny joke! However, being that i'm sucked into Doom lately, the answer to the joke is not only funny, but relevant. And the point was to make a point. There are NO joke threads. People can come here for info, and they get info. But there is always down time, and my other personality confirms your hypothesis and says it is time to make a joke.

Fine, i'll tell you why the frog was so happy since you couldn't figure it out :p

Because he ate everything that bugged him.