High winds? Are you serious? Then after every major hurricane, typhoon or tornado, we should find millions of dead birds and oddly enough, it's quite the opposite in fact.

Sudden noise? Even though they rely on sonar which leads us to believe their audio senses aren't as keen?

Disease? For two straight years in a row, at the same time of the year, strange diseases strike?

Starvation? Now it's quite obvious you're just making shit up at this point. What?...no deliberate mass suicide pact?


It's okay. You can now crawl back underneath the rock from which you reside. Your observations won't be missed!