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User ID: 927177 United States 02/19/2012 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That baby must have an endless supply of cooties. ______________ As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837) All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington |
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User ID: 4572292 United States 02/19/2012 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yur definately gonna need a banana lathe, no other way. |
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User ID: 8212132 United States 02/19/2012 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Finally, a thread I can understand. If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." -Albert Einstein ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "May future generations look back on our work and say that these were men and women who, in a moment of great crisis, stood up to their politicians, the opinion-makers, and the establishment, and saved their country." - Dr. Ron Paul .......................................................................... Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world ..................................... ..................................... "And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand it's meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK .......................................................................... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8898400 France 02/19/2012 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For those who have not seen this yet! Your "good morning" Sunday lesson: Peeling a banana like a monkey. You rip into it from the bottom. ~~~And the argument continues~~~ Man believes the son of man is G-d. Man can't even peel a damn banana properly.. The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!! ~~~ ~~~~~~ NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue.. Thank you for watching. I always make it feel hot, warm and juicy and after some time the banana opens up themselve because she wants to open up. And if she is open, the banana doesn't want to be eaten right away. The banana wants to feel like a banana and the banana likes being a banana. And bananas really like to be treated as a banana, the banana wants to be respected, in this moment the banana likes that all the world is a banana. Thats the moment you start eating the banana, and it is good. It is then that bananas become one with the world and beyond, slowly but surely. And once bananas are in the world beyond this world, everytime, and je jure sur la tête de ma mêre, they start singing and dancing in the moulin rouge. |
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User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How the fuck did I know that a post about a banana would turn into a religious debate? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8572446 Also: [link to en.wikipedia.org] A banana equivalent dose is a whimsical unit of radiation exposure, informally defined as the additional dose a person will absorb from eating one banana. It may be sometimes abbreviated as BED. The concept is based on the fact that bananas, like most organic material, naturally contain a certain amount of radioactive isotopes—even in the absence of any artificial pollution or contamination. The banana equivalent dose was meant to express the severity of exposure to radiation, such as resulting from nuclear power, nuclear weapons or medical procedures, in terms that would make sense to most people. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10743044 United States 02/19/2012 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is this the right way to open a banana? Defend your position, OP. Who has ever had a problem getting into the banana from the stem? Nobody. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5070589 As much as I hate to admit it, I've resorted to using a knife on stubborn, not-totally-ripe bananas on more than one occasion. Perhaps if you live close to banana plantations and rarely have to buy green bananas, you wouldn't know about that. |
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User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am more than aware :D When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
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User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am more than aware :D When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
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User ID: 10588133 Norway 02/19/2012 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tell you what it is. It's your quote un-quote pollution control. I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em. It's just the latest nazi government plot. Open your eyes, man, they're trying to control Global Warming. Get it Global. That's U.N. Commissars code for telling us what the temperature is gonna be in our outdoors. Let it warm up I say. See what Butchros Butchros Ghali Ghali thinks of that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska. |
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User ID: 1869530 United States 02/19/2012 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME! Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone. |
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