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I'm 12 years old and I'm pregnant as F*ck

 
theDtrain  (OP)

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03/14/2012 11:25 PM
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did she seriously just say her favorite flavor of popsicle was "dick?!"

1rof1
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Lol I quoted it all day. Must have been seen as insane
Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

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I named my pussy Rihanna cause she loves to get beat up LOL
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Lets Juuuuuust see how little slim shawty is running that suckhole when that first HUUUUUGE labor pain hits her and she thinks shes shitting a volkswagon, and has 30 more hours of fun, fun, fun...Big Mouth will be beggin for her mama...hopefully she will miss the time period for an epideral and that baby will rip her ass right open : )~
(rhianna's puddy got her ass kicked then!!) SEE...i just dont get it.....I raised 2 kids , a son and a daughter By MYSELF.....working 70 hours a week ...and they NEVER even THOUGHT about talking like this, much less talking to me like this.....because they KNEW if they did...they'd be walking with 3 feet. two of their own and one of mine straight up in their ass!!!!
I was always the kind of single parent that would slap the dog shit out of my kids whether in public or not... didnt matter. My son at 14 pulled this shit on me, when I told him to hand over his cell phone that he was grounded, he said "NO! I DONT HAVE TOO"....wrong answer...I said "Son , hand me that phone or I will beat you to a bloody stump!!!, He replied, "you cant hit me , the school said we can call 911 if you even try to whip us, I said is that a fact? here's the phone , dial 911 lance,Ive got 59 seconds until they get here....that gives me 58 seconds to beat you until you cant walk boy!!!!.....He handed me BOTH phones , and sat his smart ass down on the couch...because when I told my kids ONCE I was going to slap them in the mouth, ONCE WAS THEIR WARNING!!!!....AND THEY KNEW IT....IF WE HAD MORE PARENTS WHIPPING THEIR KIDS WITH THAT LEATHER BELT, GUARANTEED THERE WOULD BE A LOT LESS DRIVE BY'S AND OLD PPL GETTING MUGGED , AND THESE PARENTS THAT ARE AFRAID OF THEIR OWN KIDS....WTH??? SEND EM TO MY HOUSE FOR ONE WEEK!!!!!! PLEASE SEND EM TO ME....JUST ONE WEEK IS ALL I NEED. I PROMISE , YOU WONT HAVE TO SPEND $149 ON SOME DVD TO TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE "YOUR" KID STOP SCREAMING AND THREATENING YOU...P.S. AND BRING BACK CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN THE SCHOOLS TOO....PARENTS GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES, YOUR KIDS ACT JUST LIKE THIS AT SCHOOL WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT!!
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07/03/2012 06:24 PM
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You guys realize this is satire right? Just checking.
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she has the whole set of "larry the cable guy" books on tape.
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07/03/2012 06:28 PM
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rednecks should just stick to homo sex. no knockup.

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07/03/2012 06:35 PM
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back from the dead
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[link to www.youtube.com]

I'm getting old bc I see most young teens like this nowpennywise
 Quoting: theDtrain


*nods in agreement*

disgusting....but at first i wasn't sure if this girl was for real...or a joke.

i think it was a joke right?!
but its sad that one has to wonder in this day-and-age!
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07/03/2012 06:43 PM
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I named my pussy Rihanna cause she loves to get beat up LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1436445


Lets Juuuuuust see how little slim shawty is running that suckhole when that first HUUUUUGE labor pain hits her and she thinks shes shitting a volkswagon, and has 30 more hours of fun, fun, fun...Big Mouth will be beggin for her mama...hopefully she will miss the time period for an epideral and that baby will rip her ass right open : )~
(rhianna's puddy got her ass kicked then!!) SEE...i just dont get it.....I raised 2 kids , a son and a daughter By MYSELF.....working 70 hours a week ...and they NEVER even THOUGHT about talking like this, much less talking to me like this.....because they KNEW if they did...they'd be walking with 3 feet. two of their own and one of mine straight up in their ass!!!!
I was always the kind of single parent that would slap the dog shit out of my kids whether in public or not... didnt matter. My son at 14 pulled this shit on me, when I told him to hand over his cell phone that he was grounded, he said "NO! I DONT HAVE TOO"....wrong answer...I said "Son , hand me that phone or I will beat you to a bloody stump!!!, He replied, "you cant hit me , the school said we can call 911 if you even try to whip us, I said is that a fact? here's the phone , dial 911 lance,Ive got 59 seconds until they get here....that gives me 58 seconds to beat you until you cant walk boy!!!!.....He handed me BOTH phones , and sat his smart ass down on the couch...because when I told my kids ONCE I was going to slap them in the mouth, ONCE WAS THEIR WARNING!!!!....AND THEY KNEW IT....IF WE HAD MORE PARENTS WHIPPING THEIR KIDS WITH THAT LEATHER BELT, GUARANTEED THERE WOULD BE A LOT LESS DRIVE BY'S AND OLD PPL GETTING MUGGED , AND THESE PARENTS THAT ARE AFRAID OF THEIR OWN KIDS....WTH??? SEND EM TO MY HOUSE FOR ONE WEEK!!!!!! PLEASE SEND EM TO ME....JUST ONE WEEK IS ALL I NEED. I PROMISE , YOU WONT HAVE TO SPEND $149 ON SOME DVD TO TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE "YOUR" KID STOP SCREAMING AND THREATENING YOU...P.S. AND BRING BACK CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN THE SCHOOLS TOO....PARENTS GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES, YOUR KIDS ACT JUST LIKE THIS AT SCHOOL WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12229032


thank god i'm homeschooling!
not that i 'beat' my kids or ever even have to raise my hand to them (because i am a good parent that knows about discipline...too bad so many don't, cheers to discipline!) but i'm so sick of the schools taking authority away from parents....then again, i guess someones gotta take over authority when the vast majority of parents seem to barely give a shit about their kids. or at least the way they act.....same diff, right?
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You guys realize this is satire right? Just checking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1445964


Hardly satire.

sat·ire
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1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.

This wasn't funny, it was just revolting. If this is what white children are doing today,God help us all.
free your inner baboon.
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07/03/2012 06:46 PM
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i think the reason some people are puzzled (at first, hopefully) that this is a joke is because of how close to REALITY this is for so many teens these days.

TODAY on....SICK SAD WORLD! today more than ever, i think. *shakes head*

but halfway through it was apparent she was acting to make fun of how fucked up teens and TV is in society these days.
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You guys realize this is satire right? Just checking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1445964


Hardly satire.

sat·ire
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1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.

This wasn't funny, it was just revolting. If this is what white children are doing today,God help us all.
 Quoting: hapless moran


LOL! yeah, WHITE children. its all just white children. XD

are you....white??


sorry, its just that saying its what WHITE children is like saying taking a shit is what WHITE people do. hahahaha i mean, absurd.

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So who suckered you into sex? Yes, you were suckered and manipulated into thinking it was a good thing and would make you feel all grown up.

How do you feel now?

At 12, your young body is ill equipped for pregnancy and birth and you are simply too young and stupid to be having sex.

Hopefully, your parents will give up the baby for adoption and have the person who knocked you up arrested as a child molester and rapist.
 Quoting: anonanon 4148733


putin
You do realise this isn't a real pregnant 12 year old right ?
What am i saying ofcourse you don't because your a fucking imbecile.
hapless moran

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07/03/2012 06:52 PM
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You guys realize this is satire right? Just checking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1445964


Hardly satire.

sat·ire
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1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.

This wasn't funny, it was just revolting. If this is what white children are doing today,God help us all.
 Quoting: hapless moran


LOL! yeah, WHITE children. its all just white children. XD

are you....white??


sorry, its just that saying its what WHITE children is like saying taking a shit is what WHITE people do. hahahaha i mean, absurd.
 Quoting: double_frick

Oh,I was just using a little satire.
free your inner baboon.
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07/03/2012 07:05 PM
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So who suckered you into sex? Yes, you were suckered and manipulated into thinking it was a good thing and would make you feel all grown up.

How do you feel now?

At 12, your young body is ill equipped for pregnancy and birth and you are simply too young and stupid to be having sex.

Hopefully, your parents will give up the baby for adoption and have the person who knocked you up arrested as a child molester and rapist.
 Quoting: anonanon 4148733


who said it was a bad thing?
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07/03/2012 07:12 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

I'm getting old bc I see most young teens like this nowpennywise
 Quoting: theDtrain


Oh how I hope that is merely a parody of Maury's show. If that shit's real... I'd figure that'd be the very tip of the iceberg for at least the U.S.'s society as a whole. And the "When I get thirsty, I lick up dog piss.". So would that mean she does "other" things with dogs too? I guess being that much of a "hoe, hoe, hoe" she'd probably do the Reindeer too and be pretty adamant on "I'm badass!" all the while.
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So who suckered you into sex?
 Quoting: anonanon 4148733





I can think of 3 or 4 top political families that just might fit the bill.
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07/03/2012 07:32 PM
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Reminds me of middle school Ahh the the early 2000's Right when White girls went Ghetto bitch got super hot and super slutty at the same time.


If you cant Get it in Be a douche bag was the Best advice you could have given to a Desperate Virgin Boy at the time.
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Reminds me of middle school Ahh the the early 2000's Right when White girls went Ghetto bitch got super hot and super slutty at the same time.


If you cant Get it in Be a douche bag was the Best advice you could have given to a Desperate Virgin Boy at the time.
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Go suck dick people
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I really wished I hadn't seen that. I just threw up a little.
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Micheal Jackson didn't molest me, I molested his fine ass!
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Y the hell? Man why I know some people like that but hhhoooo man who would fucking throw baby out the 2indow at 60 mph or higher?!
Scorpion go to hell!!! Go fuck yourself!!!
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very good...only a few short months and you can be bred again.





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