Little Alan Holder
Opened his Folder
And spoke to his ATF Feds
(He Laughed)
"This Plan Fast and Furious
Is Constitutionally injurious!
Let's make the 2nd Amendment DEAD!!!"

There was an Old Woman who lived in a Shoe
She had so many SHILLS
She became head of the Department of Homeland Security...

Run a dub dub
3 Shills in a tub
A Media Analyst, A Spokesman for Monsanto, and a Chairman for Goldman Sachs