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BENEFITS OF EMU OIL: BURNS, REGROW HAIR, ARTHRITIS PAIN, ANTI-AGING

 
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I use it as my shower soap!
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Am willing to give it a try - nothing lost but much to gain!
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Used to buy it straight from a local farmer at height of EMU fad. Worked great for sore muscles and back pain. He got out of it. Guess he had difficulty selling hatchlings, meat and oil.
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Think about all the Emus that have to die to make emu oil.

It's very sad, very sad indeed.

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I mix it with a little vitamin C & E and use it a few times a week. Not during the day if I'm wearing makeup though because it is a bit oily. Its AMAZING the difference it makes in your skin!!

To the person asking about brown spots - mix a little pure hyaluronic acid in with it. You can use it on your face, hands,arms, etc. If the spots are dark put the hyaluronic acid first then the emu oil. Of course everyone is different, but doing everything I wrote above and using the vit c & e mix as well took my brown spots away within a month.

Its a great base for any oils!!

Expensive stuff but 100% worth it!!

Last Edited by Lady D on 10/19/2017 04:38 PM
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Okay, I got an emu. Now where does the oil come out?
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No Emu's have to die for it, you just need an Emu anus milker like Breif.epiclol
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Okay, I got an emu. Now where does the oil come out?
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It doesn't. Grasp the emu firmly by the neck and force it to the ground resulting in the posterior pointing skyward. If your emu is a girl emu two oiling orifices will make themselves available. Select the most prominent of the orifices for injection. If your emu is a boy emu only one oiling orifice will be presented.

Next using the turkey baster inject the oil until full. Your emu is now properly oiled and ready to go.
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Sounds great. D3 and K2 right in there too. Nice.
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F..in Ozzies they kill anything that moves, they knock down Wombats and Kangaroos for fun, or shoot anything else that moves including dogs and cats. No respect for animals at all yet they will protect a bleedin bush tree to the point of it burning their homes down.
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My dogs ate that stuff up, by accident. Their coats were blooming later on. They got ahold of the bottle in a nightly raid of my things and gulped it up.
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A bird pressed into an oil? No fucking thanks- that us just plane gross. Whoever thought this shit up should have their ass kicked- plain and simple.
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Okay, I got an emu. Now where does the oil come out?
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It doesn't. Grasp the emu firmly by the neck and force it to the ground resulting in the posterior pointing skyward. If your emu is a girl emu two oiling orifices will make themselves available. Select the most prominent of the orifices for injection. If your emu is a boy emu only one oiling orifice will be presented.

Next using the turkey baster inject the oil until full. Your emu is now properly oiled and ready to go.
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epiclol
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Now all the tards will be slaughtering Emu's for their oil. Like snorting rhino horn and coveting ivory. They can use the Emu oil to lube up the Rhino horn before they shove it their ass.
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Now all the tards will be slaughtering Emu's for their oil. Like snorting rhino horn and coveting ivory. They can use the Emu oil to lube up the Rhino horn before they shove it their ass.
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I wanted to spread the word about the special healing properties of Emu Oil. In the United States, this is still a big secret but it isn't a secret in Australia anymore.

Many studies have shown that every household should be using Emu Oil.

It seems like we here about new "natural" miracle products all the time and usually they turn out to be a scam and too good to be true. Emu Oil does not fall in this category and I am going to post the studies to show this. It is shown to have almost no side effects, and this means that even at full strength, emu oil has irritation levels so low that they are the same as those found in putting water on the skin, i.e. practically nonexistent.

Here is a list of some of the most common uses:

Heal psoriasis
Relieve eczema
Prevent scarring
Reduce swelling
Prevent latex dermatitis
Soothe and heal rhinitis
Prevent & lessen keloids
Relieve contact dermatitis
Reduce roseola from rashes
Calm flareups from rosacea
Diminish acne inflammation
Soothe radiation treated skin
Hasten healing of cosmetic peels
Soothe new tattoos
Hasten healing of hemorrhoids
Lessen discomfort of rheumatism
Relieve pain of arthritis and bursitis
Ease the pain of diabetic neuropathys
Soften callused feet
Relieve Achilles tendentious
Lessen discomfort of sprains
Relieve sports related injuries
Protect skin from chlorine irritation
Revive tired muscles
Prevent razor burn and nicks
Moisturize cracked, chapped skin
Soothe sunburn, prevent blistering
Relieve & heal diaper rash
Heal minor cuts & scratches
Alleviate itching of bug bites
Heal canker sores and cold sores
Stop itching & burning of rashes
Moisturize face and body after bath
Relieve dry, irritated nasal passages
Reduce stretch marks on thighs & abdomen
Lessen under eye puffiness
Reduce appearance of age spots
Diminish appearance of fine lines
Enhance benefits of massage therapy
Soften dry cuticles and promote healthy nails.
Calms "hot spots" on pets
Reduce irritation of flea bites
Reduce swelling in joints and fetlocks
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I can confirm that it DOES NOT regrow hair. Does not.
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Use A1 down there instead.
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What does it smell like?
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Heals Lichens Sclerosis better than Steroid Cream.

Great thread, I'd like to help spread the word of this miraculous stuff.
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Works great for sore mucles & back pain. First time user and surprised.
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Lol this was one of my saved pins from a while back...was about to look into getting a bottle but...

How do they extract the emu oil? The same way they deal with male chicks in the chicken egg industry?

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I wanted to spread the word about the special healing properties of Emu Oil. In the United States, this is still a big secret but it isn't a secret in Australia anymore.

Many studies have shown that every household should be using Emu Oil.

It seems like we here about new "natural" miracle products all the time and usually they turn out to be a scam and too good to be true. Emu Oil does not fall in this category and I am going to post the studies to show this. It is shown to have almost no side effects, and this means that even at full strength, emu oil has irritation levels so low that they are the same as those found in putting water on the skin, i.e. practically nonexistent.

Here is a list of some of the most common uses:

Heal psoriasis
Relieve eczema
Prevent scarring
Reduce swelling
Prevent latex dermatitis
Soothe and heal rhinitis
Prevent & lessen keloids
Relieve contact dermatitis
Reduce roseola from rashes
Calm flareups from rosacea
Diminish acne inflammation
Soothe radiation treated skin
Hasten healing of cosmetic peels
Soothe new tattoos
Hasten healing of hemorrhoids
Lessen discomfort of rheumatism
Relieve pain of arthritis and bursitis
Ease the pain of diabetic neuropathys
Soften callused feet
Relieve Achilles tendentious
Lessen discomfort of sprains
Relieve sports related injuries
Protect skin from chlorine irritation
Revive tired muscles
Prevent razor burn and nicks
Moisturize cracked, chapped skin
Soothe sunburn, prevent blistering
Relieve & heal diaper rash
Heal minor cuts & scratches
Alleviate itching of bug bites
Heal canker sores and cold sores
Stop itching & burning of rashes
Moisturize face and body after bath
Relieve dry, irritated nasal passages
Reduce stretch marks on thighs & abdomen
Lessen under eye puffiness
Reduce appearance of age spots
Diminish appearance of fine lines
Enhance benefits of massage therapy
Soften dry cuticles and promote healthy nails.
Calms "hot spots" on pets
Reduce irritation of flea bites
Reduce swelling in joints and fetlocks
 Quoting: Morning Cup Of Doom


How many emus does.it take to make one bottle? Is there a giant squishing machine?





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