I still can't believe some of you retards want to live through a catastrophic event. Yeah, life's gonna be great stepping over the dead bodies of the un-prepped. More power to ya, but I'm checking out w/ the xanax and bottles of vodka I keep as the SOLE ingredients in my prepping kit.

Come raid my house. You are welcome to whatever is left in my cabinets or whatever. I'll be in a much better place than you are though. Dumbasses.