Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart

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Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart
northerntomcat Offer Upgrade User ID: 13843244 Canada 05/31/2012 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart This is just too funny! Local country fan Reginald Spears was arrested over the weekend for merchandise tampering at the new Super Walmart out on the bypass. The details of his infractions are unique, to say the least. Third-shift electronics cashier Lena Johnston first noticed Spears rifling through the country CD section and filling a grocery cart with at least 100 discs before leaving the department. She thought he was just a rabid music fan until he returned 15 minutes later with the same cart and began slipping CDs back onto the shelves while looking around suspiciously. Johnston walked over to Spears and asked if he’d decided not to make the massive music purchase. Spears responded “Yeah, yeah uh, yes ma’am” and began sweating profusely. Read the rest of this funny but true story here: [link to www.countrycalifornia.com] If you cross country ski, start with a small country.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1462511 United States 05/31/2012 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart wonderful, and this is what is voting these days. sheesh.
northerntomcat (OP) User ID: 13843244 Canada 05/31/2012 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart I just read this guys twitter page and he is the poster child for "Redneck" If you cross country ski, start with a small country.
northerntomcat (OP) User ID: 13843244 Canada 05/31/2012 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart LOL here is another story about the same guy. Local country music fan Reginald Spears was arrested Tuesday for trespassing and destruction of property at WTSM Catfish 104.9 FM. Oddly enough, it was popular holiday song “The Christmas Shoes” that set him off. Spears had apparently called the station several times in recent weeks profanely complaining about the seasonal hit being played so frequently. “I appreciate feedback from our listeners,” said station manager Bart McGee, “but a lot of people like to hear that song this time of year. It’s a sweet, and in no way contrived or overwrought, story.” more on this one here: [link to www.countrycalifornia.com] If you cross country ski, start with a small country.
northerntomcat (OP) User ID: 13843244 Canada 05/31/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart Here is his Twitter feed: [link to twitter.com (secure)] My first thoughts were "Its Brief" If you cross country ski, start with a small country.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17032124 United States 05/31/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart great story "Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1523583 Canada 05/31/2012 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart great story "Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17032124 “I didn’t shoplift nothin’. I told the cops they could find all that country pop bullsht in the Rubbermaid garbage cans in home wares… where that crap belongs,” said Spears. “I was just trying to give the people around here some damn culture, so I brought my whole collection up here to give away for free. Of course, I’ve got it all ripped on my laptop. My alphabetizing skills might be lacking, but I ain’t stupid.” “Can you believe they didn’t have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god**n store?” he continued. “Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did.”
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16897613 Australia 05/31/2012 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart He looks like he would be a real character.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15827957 United States 05/31/2012 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart
Dace User ID: 950249 Puerto Rico 12/20/2013 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart He is 'actually' from Hazzard County !!!!

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