Anyone else having nightmares, weird dreams....?

Ok, so here it goes:

The first thing I noticed in the dream was that I was wearing a head scarf and a robe, not the full head to toe burka, but close. I was in line to petition for a new husband, because what had happened was this:
Iran had sent over like ALL of their people. They just invaded and took over and all of a sudden they led a revolution and in about 48 hours it was over. Only the US didn't win, they lost. Why? Cuz Obama gave them the country lock stock and barrel. He declared that Sharia law was in effect immediately and a bloodbath started.

So..now in the dream, if you had been married it did not count. Women's rights were 100% gone and we were no better than walking, talking cattle. If some dude wanted you for a wife, it was HIS choice. He could kill your husband and take you for his with zero repercussions. So ladies were auditioning for husbands and that is what I was in line to do, but I wanted to win a powerful mate because I was going to lead a very powerful revolution. I was going to lead a revolution solely of women and we were going to do to those Arabs what they had done to us: Slaughter the fuck out of them in the dead of night. I was jerked out of line before I ever got to audition.

That is when I met the Head Honcho.

He was an alien. I do not mean the illegal kind, I mean E-fucking-T. I was floored. I nearly fainted.

Fuck me running. A living, breathing extraterrestrial.

He stared at me across his desk in the top floor of the building where I was to audition for a husband and he told me he knew about our revolution. He told me that there was no point in any more killing, because he had orchestrated the entire take-over. He said the slaves had "gotten out of hand" and he had to re-enforce Sharia law because he was tired of dealing with the humans as if they were people, he wanted them all to know beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were slaves.


I know this is straight GLP beamed into my head.

I didn't click anything remotely like this that night, however.