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HOLY &*%%*&^ A BEAR ALMOST MAULED ME

 
Archaic Mason
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So I'm walking up the drive, just got the mail...


I'm about 20 paces from the front door...

And guess whats sitting on the welcome mat?

At least a 400 pound black bear.

He was literally sitting on his ass, on my welcome mat.

lmao

Me and him met eyes, then he got up, and casually walked away.
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what place/state did you saw a bear and what did he look like?
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what place/state did you saw a bear and what did he look like?
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I've been there,I was playing basketball at the park by my house and this squirrel came running down the tree and right at me I thought for sure I was gonna be eaten.
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Northeast PA..
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08/03/2012 07:53 PM
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Its back was about 4 feet off the ground, at least 400 pounds.

Scared the living SHIT out of me.

I thought it was the german Shepard, because it didn't turn it's head around until I got pretty close.

THen we kind of just both stood there seeing who would move first.

He walked behind the garage and took off with an empty package of bacon.


lmao
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08/03/2012 07:57 PM

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.just don't fill your pockets with bacon.
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.just don't fill your pockets with bacon.
 Quoting: Kung Fu


^Always good advice^ ...it's a waste of bacon.
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cool story bro
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Northeast PA..
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There is a ton of bears up in Wind Gap and Bangor.
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.just don't fill your pockets with bacon.
 Quoting: Kung Fu


^Always good advice^ ...it's a waste of bacon.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


lol, he licked that package clean man...

Northeast PA..
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


There is a ton of bears up in Wind Gap and Bangor.
 Quoting: Saratonin


I got friends that live down there, and one of their daughters just said the other day she saw one in Bangor...

I'm about 15-20 minutes away from there.
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I swear on your mothers grave this is a true story.

I was walking to my house one warm summer day and my dog was chasing a chipmunk back and forth on the deck railing. I stopped and watched as the damn crazy chipmunk jumped off the end rail of the deck and landed right in front of me with a wump. It got up into a run and right up my fucking leg it ran. I was screaming like a bitch as I kicked my leg to get the chip munkster off.

He flew off my pant leg and ran around me and up the tree. My dummy dog had no clue what was going on cause I was jumpin around and screaming so he just stood there taking it all in.
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I've been there,I was playing basketball at the park by my house and this squirrel came running down the tree and right at me I thought for sure I was gonna be eaten.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15292827

OH MANG HE WAS PROBABLY AFTER YOUR NUTS!!!





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