first you're like,
then you're like,
and someone trolls you, so you:
THEN, you get all:
or
or maybe
but at this point, everyone who has been here for two seconds thinks you are:
if you are actually intelligent, you:
if you are religious, you:
if you are a ufotard you:
IF you can make it through all that, you get your first ban!!!
BUT THEN! you must come back. you are magically UNBANNED, and you make a new account!!!!
or
,
,
you get banned again.
you go balls out and troll anonymously, even if you have a paid account:
or you buck up and get with the program: