first you're like,



then you're like,



and someone trolls you, so you:



THEN, you get all:



or

or maybe

but at this point, everyone who has been here for two seconds thinks you are:



if you are actually intelligent, you:



if you are religious, you:



if you are a ufotard you:



IF you can make it through all that, you get your first ban!!!



BUT THEN! you must come back. you are magically UNBANNED, and you make a new account!!!!

or , ,

you get banned again.



you go balls out and troll anonymously, even if you have a paid account:



or you buck up and get with the program: