Funniest quote of all time...

"Bigamy is having one wife too many; monogamy as well "

"They say that you can tell man apart from other animals by his ability to reason. I think you could also go by last names. What's his name? Patches? Patches what? That's a dog. Don't waste my time." - Demitri Martin

Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job.
schrub

"Brownie, you've done a heckofa job" - G.W. Bush

"The elections in November gave me political capital and I intend to spend it" gwb in December 2004

I remember the quote from an air force wife, who appeared on Truth or Consequences, and was asked just how many children she had.

" I have two on the runway, and ONE in the hanger.." was her reply.


Eagle

I think Gernal Patton said," The idea is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his."

" I love you so much I would die for you...."

My Ex

I lived out in Va. when Marrion Barry got busted. I'll never forget

"god damn bitch set me up!"

"I am not a crook." - Richard Nixon

I shouldn't say this but it is the only one I remember. :"I have never had sex will that woman"
Blessing to our Government and happy new year.