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08/20/2012 08:21 AM
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08/20/2012 08:28 AM
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Just say "no" to scratchin'em !
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08/20/2012 08:30 AM
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Re: My balls hurt
Well, I experienced it about one year ago...

It was very painful.

I stoped using underwear for 5 days, and the pain was gone.
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08/20/2012 08:32 AM
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yep stop wearing underwear but for some reason you go to the toilet every half an hour for some reason.

not sure if its cost your balls and pee pee are hanging ten, idk.
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08/20/2012 08:42 AM
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Dr. Love
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08/20/2012 09:03 AM
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Diagnosis: testicular torsion. The spermatic cord to a testicle twists, cutting off the blood supply to testicles and causing ischemic pain. The condition often reverses itself, but if it doesn't, you've better get to the ER and quick. Otherwise you'll lose one or both of your testicles.

Don't be too embarrassed to go to the ER. Us doctors are quite used to fondling strangers' balls on a daily basis.

The other possibility is a severe case of blue balls, in which case the cure can be easily found on the net.
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08/20/2012 10:48 AM
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Diagnosis: testicular torsion. The spermatic cord to a testicle twists, cutting off the blood supply to testicles and causing ischemic pain. The condition often reverses itself, but if it doesn't, you've better get to the ER and quick. Otherwise you'll lose one or both of your testicles.

Don't be too embarrassed to go to the ER. Us doctors are quite used to fondling strangers' balls on a daily basis.

The other possibility is a severe case of blue balls, in which case the cure can be easily found on the net.
 Quoting: Dr. Love 21734520


This.....it happens more regularly than you think...if pain persists then go see a doc soon
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08/20/2012 10:50 AM
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Diagnosis: testicular torsion. The spermatic cord to a testicle twists, cutting off the blood supply to testicles and causing ischemic pain. The condition often reverses itself, but if it doesn't, you've better get to the ER and quick. Otherwise you'll lose one or both of your testicles.

Don't be too embarrassed to go to the ER. Us doctors are quite used to fondling strangers' balls on a daily basis.

The other possibility is a severe case of blue balls, in which case the cure can be easily found on the net.
 Quoting: Dr. Love 21734520


This.....it happens more regularly than you think...if pain persists then go see a doc soon
 Quoting: David Fap


Good advice. I know 2 guys who waited too long and they only have 1 left...
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08/20/2012 10:54 AM
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What it sounds like is a classic case of "blue balls". When is the last time your sweetie drained 'em?
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08/21/2012 10:38 PM
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08/21/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: My balls hurt
Undergo Transsexual Surgery. A sure cure!
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