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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28111551 United States 04/25/2015 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: !nstitut!onal!zed haha indeed. I am fun. And I do intrigue you. smile. Yes, I've been following your sad story. It's very sad. But also funny. And intriguing. So, what about that magic dick? How shall I prepare myself? Any concoctions I should have begun brewing at the last full moon? I'm afraid I don't have a cauldron. Will a soup pot do? Oh!—and I haven't a cloak! Will this be a problem? Just make me some dinner, and cuddle the fuck out of me. Put your essence next to mine and connect with me. I want more than intercourse, but I do want a lot of intercourse. Are you down with cunnilingus? I will satisfy my lover no matter her taste. That sounds pretty traditional. Can you make me a better offer? wink. Well of course I can, I am a writer after all. But..........I was really hoping for a girl who was down with what I spoke about. Perhaps this is where I'm going wrong. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69035140 Canada 04/25/2015 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69035140 Just make me some dinner, and cuddle the fuck out of me. Put your essence next to mine and connect with me. I want more than intercourse, but I do want a lot of intercourse. Are you down with cunnilingus? I will satisfy my lover no matter her taste. That sounds pretty traditional. Can you make me a better offer? wink. Well of course I can, I am a writer after all. But..........I was really hoping for a girl who was down with what I spoke about. Perhaps this is where I'm going wrong. Oh, I completely understand. I have no idea what you're talking about. Love, dicks, dinner and all that. blink. Does not compute. I'm just a simple simple girl. smile. ...Sounds exiting, though. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28111551 United States 04/25/2015 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well of course I can, I am a writer after all. But..........I was really hoping for a girl who was down with what I spoke about. Perhaps this is where I'm going wrong. Oh, I completely understand. I have no idea what you're talking about. Love, dicks, dinner and all that. blink. Does not compute. I'm just a simple simple girl. smile. ...Sounds exiting, though. O.K, girl, let me break it down. You're smart and funny, and hooked me. Now it's your turn. I just need you to be willing to satisfy me. Fucking love me. That's all it's going to take. That is it. Just be my compassionate whore. (wink) |
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1123 User ID: 31397671 United States 04/25/2015 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, so, I was thinking. Quoting: 1123 31397671 the day is ours, waiting to be ceased. we're all ready to be pleased. once they're all dead or in nursing homes shitting themselves. there will be whom at the helm? who shall guide the young ones of this day. who will guide the day its self. shall we? has our purpose become evident, in our birthright. still left without an honorable purpose. went out yesterday and seen the sunset the moon the stars then the sun rise, all magnificent and majestic n shit. in the midst of the glorios creation of that with which I was witnessing, I found my mind thinking of my secretary. lookin at the moon and seeing pizza pie. im screwed this love is going to hurt me, and I may be ok with that. itll teach me. went hunting with some rich kid with a 50k truck was comfortable hunt, caught a boar hog and a smaller one. then took them to a person whom has a business doing guided hunts. we sold him the hogs we caught, released them into a big pen to be hunted by doctors and lawyers on a swamp buggy. “This year has begun hopefully for right thinkers. After all these centuries of feudal barbarism and political slavery, it is surprising to see how the word of ‘liberty’ sets minds on fire.” - Napoleon Bonaparte in 1789 [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Pretty Lights - One Day They'll Know (ODESZA Remix) - A Color Map of the Sun Remixes Nice poetry 1123. Fucking A, I love my family. Forever more. Boar Hog? You in the south? yes I am from the south but not of it, I hail from the west coast(now radioactive west coast)originally. I attempt to learn the terminology for these animals myself. a boar hog is a wild male pig preferably with long sharp teeth(even tho it may cut you or kill your dogs). similar to pumba in the lion king(hakuana ma tata). call the females "sows" and the babies "shotes". |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69035140 Canada 04/25/2015 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69035140 Well of course I can, I am a writer after all. But..........I was really hoping for a girl who was down with what I spoke about. Perhaps this is where I'm going wrong. Oh, I completely understand. I have no idea what you're talking about. Love, dicks, dinner and all that. blink. Does not compute. I'm just a simple simple girl. smile. ...Sounds exiting, though. O.K, girl, let me break it down. You're smart and funny, and hooked me. Now it's your turn. I just need you to be willing to satisfy me. Fucking love me. That's all it's going to take. That is it. Just be my compassionate whore. (wink) Ooh, ooh, I love to break stuff down. But I'm totally flattered by your compliments. Smart, funny, hooker. grin. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28111551 United States 04/25/2015 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, so, I was thinking. Quoting: 1123 31397671 the day is ours, waiting to be ceased. we're all ready to be pleased. once they're all dead or in nursing homes shitting themselves. there will be whom at the helm? who shall guide the young ones of this day. who will guide the day its self. shall we? has our purpose become evident, in our birthright. still left without an honorable purpose. went out yesterday and seen the sunset the moon the stars then the sun rise, all magnificent and majestic n shit. in the midst of the glorios creation of that with which I was witnessing, I found my mind thinking of my secretary. lookin at the moon and seeing pizza pie. im screwed this love is going to hurt me, and I may be ok with that. itll teach me. went hunting with some rich kid with a 50k truck was comfortable hunt, caught a boar hog and a smaller one. then took them to a person whom has a business doing guided hunts. we sold him the hogs we caught, released them into a big pen to be hunted by doctors and lawyers on a swamp buggy. “This year has begun hopefully for right thinkers. After all these centuries of feudal barbarism and political slavery, it is surprising to see how the word of ‘liberty’ sets minds on fire.” - Napoleon Bonaparte in 1789 [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Pretty Lights - One Day They'll Know (ODESZA Remix) - A Color Map of the Sun Remixes Nice poetry 1123. Fucking A, I love my family. Forever more. Boar Hog? You in the south? yes I am from the south but not of it, I hail from the west coast(now radioactive west coast)originally. I attempt to learn the terminology for these animals myself. a boar hog is a wild male pig preferably with long sharp teeth(even tho it may cut you or kill your dogs). similar to pumba in the lion king(hakuana ma tata). call the females "sows" and the babies "shotes". I'm North West Arkansas, Ferrel pigs all around. I also got a pack of blue healers. Lot's of pups. Three prego bitches. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28111551 United States 04/25/2015 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: !nstitut!onal!zed Oh, I completely understand. I have no idea what you're talking about. Love, dicks, dinner and all that. blink. Does not compute. I'm just a simple simple girl. smile. ...Sounds exiting, though. O.K, girl, let me break it down. You're smart and funny, and hooked me. Now it's your turn. I just need you to be willing to satisfy me. Fucking love me. That's all it's going to take. That is it. Just be my compassionate whore. (wink) Ooh, ooh, I love to break stuff down. But I'm totally flattered by your compliments. Smart, funny, hooker. grin. I would never call you a hooker, unless you decided to put the bait on the hook. Do you like to fish? You are especially smart and funny. I will give you that, and a whole lot more, if your into hot sex that is. |
1123 User ID: 31397671 United States 04/25/2015 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, so, I was thinking. Quoting: 1123 31397671 the day is ours, waiting to be ceased. we're all ready to be pleased. once they're all dead or in nursing homes shitting themselves. there will be whom at the helm? who shall guide the young ones of this day. who will guide the day its self. shall we? has our purpose become evident, in our birthright. still left without an honorable purpose. went out yesterday and seen the sunset the moon the stars then the sun rise, all magnificent and majestic n shit. in the midst of the glorios creation of that with which I was witnessing, I found my mind thinking of my secretary. lookin at the moon and seeing pizza pie. im screwed this love is going to hurt me, and I may be ok with that. itll teach me. went hunting with some rich kid with a 50k truck was comfortable hunt, caught a boar hog and a smaller one. then took them to a person whom has a business doing guided hunts. we sold him the hogs we caught, released them into a big pen to be hunted by doctors and lawyers on a swamp buggy. “This year has begun hopefully for right thinkers. After all these centuries of feudal barbarism and political slavery, it is surprising to see how the word of ‘liberty’ sets minds on fire.” - Napoleon Bonaparte in 1789 [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Pretty Lights - One Day They'll Know (ODESZA Remix) - A Color Map of the Sun Remixes Nice poetry 1123. Fucking A, I love my family. Forever more. Boar Hog? You in the south? yes I am from the south but not of it, I hail from the west coast(now radioactive west coast)originally. I attempt to learn the terminology for these animals myself. a boar hog is a wild male pig preferably with long sharp teeth(even tho it may cut you or kill your dogs). similar to pumba in the lion king(hakuana ma tata). call the females "sows" and the babies "shotes". I'm North West Arkansas, Ferrel pigs all around. I also got a pack of blue healers. Lot's of pups. Three prego bitches. ive got no dogs, my last dog was my beloved basset hound whom died in ot 7. these dogs I hunt with I know for years tho, my friend has an operation about it. I go hunting because it is interesting. we mostly seem to move at night, I like movin through the woods at night, its peaceful(we encountered a ufo/ball of light out there one time). ive gone in the day numerous times. maybe its easier. but im a creature of the night. its interesting, good exercise. I get to cut stuff, we sometimes run for miles through the thickest swamp land over gators and cotton mouths. all after the sound of a bayed up hog in the distance. runnin to it in the dark. I once ran under a large highway in a 100 yard long culvert pipe because the dog had a hog caught in the center of the pipe. staring at that black hole in the middle of the night with the sounds of fighting grunting barkin. we entered. It was like going into battle. spiders snakes gators snapping turtles alligator gar. anything could have been in there not to mention the caught hog.. could have been dangerous to put hobbles on in such tight quarters (4 ft. culvert pipe) having said all that, id not get my own hog box and dogs n kennels and go out to the woods hunting like an addict. don't mind knowing how its done though. and doing it. the info could come in handy one day. |
1123 User ID: 31397671 United States 04/25/2015 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we ended up catching that hog in the culvert pipe, it was only like 60 lbs. no teeth to do any real damage. the ufo though. we were walking down a deserted road at 3 am normally a busy road during the day. has 6 lanes and a center divider with light poles to light the road. we were walkin down the sidewalk cuz we were tired of tearin though the woods. when a orb of light the size of a basketball appeared 30 in front of us 30 to our right and 30 feet in the air. above one of the light poles. it flickered into view like a firefly. once illuminated it flew by us to our right in a wavy pattern. for about 100 feet. it flew past us then angled upward and flickered back out behind us. like a firefly. Had to elaborate, this being GLP and all. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69035140 Canada 04/25/2015 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69035140 O.K, girl, let me break it down. You're smart and funny, and hooked me. Now it's your turn. I just need you to be willing to satisfy me. Fucking love me. That's all it's going to take. That is it. Just be my compassionate whore. (wink) Ooh, ooh, I love to break stuff down. But I'm totally flattered by your compliments. Smart, funny, hooker. grin. I would never call you a hooker, unless you decided to put the bait on the hook. Do you like to fish? You are especially smart and funny. I will give you that, and a whole lot more, if your into hot sex that is. chuckle. My hooker line was a smart comment, rather than a funny one. I don't find the term—or its meaning—offensive in the least. We are all hookers, every one of us. grin. No, I don't fish. It's totally boring. You? ...This hot sex you're offering, is it, like, tantric? Because, if so, I should warn you: I've got a very dirty mind. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31397671 United States 04/25/2015 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | verbal diarrhea, so maybe since he is just a little verbose, its like he shit his pants slightly with a wet fart. I however am entirely verbose, and enlightened to discover the word itself. my condition identified. |
1123 User ID: 31397671 United States 04/25/2015 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A Perfect Circle - The Noose [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I must make an amends to the dead. A Perfect Circle - The Thirteenth Step [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17754734 United States 04/26/2015 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Nietzsche Quoting: 1123 31397671 we ended up catching that hog in the culvert pipe, it was only like 60 lbs. no teeth to do any real damage. the ufo though. we were walking down a deserted road at 3 am normally a busy road during the day. has 6 lanes and a center divider with light poles to light the road. we were walkin down the sidewalk cuz we were tired of tearin though the woods. when a orb of light the size of a basketball appeared 30 in front of us 30 to our right and 30 feet in the air. above one of the light poles. it flickered into view like a firefly. once illuminated it flew by us to our right in a wavy pattern. for about 100 feet. it flew past us then angled upward and flickered back out behind us. like a firefly. Had to elaborate, this being GLP and all. Elaboration is the key to life. You should travel to where I am. It's beautiful here. I'll give you a blue healer. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17754734 United States 04/26/2015 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: !nstitut!onal!zed Ooh, ooh, I love to break stuff down. ... ... ... ... But I'm totally flattered by your compliments. Smart, funny, hooker. grin. I would never call you a hooker, unless you decided to put the bait on the hook. Do you like to fish? You are especially smart and funny. I will give you that, and a whole lot more, if your into hot sex that is. chuckle. My hooker line was a smart comment, rather than a funny one. I don't find the term—or its meaning—offensive in the least. We are all hookers, every one of us. grin. No, I don't fish. It's totally boring. You? ...This hot sex you're offering, is it, like, tantric? Because, if so, I should warn you: I've got a very dirty mind. Dear Canada Girl. I accidentally fell in love with you. No I'm not totally boring at all. (wink) I want to be awash in your perverted and dirty mind. Fucking love me already, o.k? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17754734 United States 04/26/2015 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear China, It is very hurtful of you to have such an opinion. Verbosity is where it's at, or so I have always been told. I will change my whole style to meet your demands. You made me hate myself. Thank you. Tee Hee. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17754734 United States 04/26/2015 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | verbal diarrhea, so maybe since he is just a little verbose, its like he shit his pants slightly with a wet fart. I however am entirely verbose, and enlightened to discover the word itself. my condition identified. I know right?! I need to go sit on the toilet, because I'm gassy this morning. Bro, be verbose. It's a medical condition that provides pleasure to the reader. China's just jelly. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17754734 United States 04/26/2015 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shit just got a little shitier. I was heading back home today, 100 miles away from this shit hole Joplin Mo. Now I cant. I got fucked up at a restaurant next door and left my fucking phone there. Today is Sunday and they are not open. Now I'll have to stay here. I'll have to do some day labor for the week. Fuck my life, I am supposed to be at my favorite bar in Eureka Springs. Thank God, I can comm out here. I love this web site. I would have absolutely nothing if I did not have this medium. I'm already drunk this morning. You don't mind do you? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17754734 United States 04/26/2015 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wifi will be available. Goddamn I love my diseased mind. I'd fucking marry it, were it to allow. May our comms go into the night. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5150374 Canada 04/26/2015 03:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69035140 I would never call you a hooker, unless you decided to put the bait on the hook. Do you like to fish? You are especially smart and funny. I will give you that, and a whole lot more, if your into hot sex that is. chuckle. My hooker line was a smart comment, rather than a funny one. I don't find the term—or its meaning—offensive in the least. We are all hookers, every one of us. grin. No, I don't fish. It's totally boring. You? ...This hot sex you're offering, is it, like, tantric? Because, if so, I should warn you: I've got a very dirty mind. Dear Canada Girl. I accidentally fell in love with you. No I'm not totally boring at all. (wink) I want to be awash in your perverted and dirty mind. Fucking love me already, o.k? Oh my! Canada Girl has an accidental lover? And a not totally boring at all accidental lover, at that. wink. I'm listening to a song. Suzanne—Leonard Cohen. ...you've touched her perfect body with your mind... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25319663 United States 04/26/2015 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Canada Girl, Are you her? My muse. The one I made a fool of myself over. If so, I'd like to offer a huge apology. I made a mistake by not being completely honest. How long ago was that? Why can I not forget you? O' yea, it must have been something you said. Give me a cryptic clue. Have intercourse with my mind, and mind fuck me into ecstasy. If you are her, then you really do love me. If you are not her, well, you'll do. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25319663 United States 04/26/2015 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I made it back to Arkansas, and I am the only person using a laptop at the bar. The owner is not here, so it's not the party place it usually is on Saturday. It's nice though. Quiet. Lots of alcohol and all that. I wonder what the bartender is going to do when I get drunk and start acting like a banshee? He'll just have to get over it. My friend owns the place and I like pushing envelopes. The barkeep is engrossed in a soap opera, and my glass is empty. I'll forgive his terrible work ethic because I would also like mine forgiven. Seriously though, the jukebox is at a very low volume and that is upsetting to me. After all this is not a living room, it's a place of debauchery and fun. W.T.F. Maybe I should kill his television. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25319663 United States 04/26/2015 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck it. I'm going to take you guys on a trip. I'm going to describe something that will create pictures in your mind. You may view these pictures using your imagination. This is going to be fun. Stop screaming in horror. Imagine for a moment you are in a bar drinking glass after glass of intoxicating serums. You can have whatever you like, I'm buying. Now over consume. There you go. Easy tiger you're getting sick. Oh no. You've drank too much. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital. Don't you dare fucking die on me. Medic!!! Whoa, that was fucked up, I'm never taking you anywhere again. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25319663 United States 04/26/2015 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most people where underwear. Not me though. I wish I did. I could just take them off and try and flush the offending garment down the toilet. I guess I should try and clean up the best I can, or maybe I'll just continue to sit here and rash out. Most decisions are hard to make, this one being no exception. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5150374 Canada 04/26/2015 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Canada Girl, Quoting: !nstitut!onal!zed Are you her? My muse. The one I made a fool of myself over. If so, I'd like to offer a huge apology. I made a mistake by not being completely honest. How long ago was that? Why can I not forget you? O' yea, it must have been something you said. Give me a cryptic clue. Have intercourse with my mind, and mind fuck me into ecstasy. If you are her, then you really do love me. If you are not her, well, you'll do. a cryptic clue |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25319663 United States 04/26/2015 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Canada Girl, Quoting: !nstitut!onal!zed Are you her? My muse. The one I made a fool of myself over. If so, I'd like to offer a huge apology. I made a mistake by not being completely honest. How long ago was that? Why can I not forget you? O' yea, it must have been something you said. Give me a cryptic clue. Have intercourse with my mind, and mind fuck me into ecstasy. If you are her, then you really do love me. If you are not her, well, you'll do. a cryptic clue Too cryptic. I din' get it. O.k lets go a more overt route. I forgot I was a stupid individual. Forgive me for my overwhelming idiocy. I'd like to blame it on the alcohol, but the truth be told I was born this way. *weeps retardedly in public.....again* |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25319663 United States 04/26/2015 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm about to order my third drink. I'm going with a greyhound. Grapefruit juice splashed into a glass of vodka. A tourist town rocks when you are local. Local prices and all. The motto out here is to over pour. Fantastic. It works for me. I can't wait until my speech becomes slurred. My thought process even more confused. The ride from Joplin sobered me up. Fucking bummer it is to travel. I'm smoking again. My cessation lasted all of two days. I really will quit for good tomorrow though. Maybe. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5150374 Canada 04/26/2015 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Canada Girl, Quoting: !nstitut!onal!zed Are you her? My muse. The one I made a fool of myself over. If so, I'd like to offer a huge apology. I made a mistake by not being completely honest. How long ago was that? Why can I not forget you? O' yea, it must have been something you said. Give me a cryptic clue. Have intercourse with my mind, and mind fuck me into ecstasy. If you are her, then you really do love me. If you are not her, well, you'll do. a cryptic clue Too cryptic. I din' get it. O.k lets go a more overt route. I forgot I was a stupid individual. Forgive me for my overwhelming idiocy. I'd like to blame it on the alcohol, but the truth be told I was born this way. *weeps retardedly in public.....again* There, there. My bad. A failed attempt to give you exactly what you wanted. I accept full responsibility. What was the question again? Am I her? Could be. I often refer to myself in third person. Sometimes as three people, even. It's nice to have options. |