Presidential Drinking Game

Who is in?




THE CANDIDATES

They’re the reason that we’re all here, right? By now, we’re all used to their catchphrases and tics, so let’s put them to good use. Any time…
•Obama makes that “uhhhhhhhhhhh” sound before starting a sentence. (Watch Jay Pharoah’s impression of Obama if you don’t know what I’m talking about.): Sip.
•Romney laughs awkwardly. (Which means, pretty much any time Romney laughs.): Sip.
•Obama mentions George W. Bush: Shot.
•Romney mentions Jimmy Carter: Shot.
•Obama uses one of the following phrases: “Middle class,” “wealthy,” “fair share,” “Neil Armstrong,” “Sasha and Malia,” “Caymans”: Shot.
•Romney uses one of the following phrases: “Job creators,” “job-killing,” “class warfare,” “Olympics,” “Obamacare,” “Kenya”: Shot.*
•Obama sings part of an Al Green song: Chug.
•Romney mentions George W. Bush: Chug.
•Either candidate makes a joke about the other’s treatment of dogs: Car bomb.

[link to blogs.phillymag.com]