Bat Shit Crazy Thread.

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Is Dana Carvey a hologram? If I had one question I could ask and get the truth that is what I would I ask.

Seriously?

Wouldn't you want to know if he was?

Want some bat shit crazy? Look at the beautiful voluptuous, succulent, classy young lady on Vanity Fair. She's a goer. Wink Wink. Nudge Nudge.

Vullfgong Vullfgong Vullfgong Vullfie Vullfie Vulf Vulf Blitzah.

I see. Anything to add?

Tomorrow, we will have passed the final planet. Show is over. No more to see. Shut her down folks. That's it. No more to see here.

The mysteries are over.

Just balls of rock and ice. Gravel really. GIANT GRAVEL PITS! That's it.

No place to go fishing on Pluto. Just a giant gravel pit like the others.

You could go to Neptune. But there isn't anything to do there. It's just a blue cloud ball. If you tried to land you would be absorbed. ABSORBED!

Sure. We haven't seen Quoaoaor yet. But its just a ball of ice and rock. I have never seen it but I can guarantee you there isn't a single rabbit or mango on the whole thing. GUARANTEE.

We have explored it all and there IS NOT ONE place we've found that you want to spend two weeks sunbathing on. Seriously.

If you went to Titan there would be NO BEER. None. No electric massager.

The only souvenir you could bring back would be gravel. The nearest Chinese restaurant would be back where you left from.

I don't know what to do now.

I watched Inception and Interstellar at the same time on two different televisions and now I understand string theory.

I knew a guy in school who's name was Dick Washer. Yep. It's true.

How could you hate your own child so much.

Did someone say bat shit crazy?

Well here's your bat shit crazy thread.

All the threads suck tonight. Suck balls

Long time.

Hello lover. :) hoe ya been seer. Rememeber when i started this thread?

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Heya 0.

Weird day I guess.

I thought Gogo started this thread for some reason, but yeah, I remember the day.

Nope i started this thread.. i had a rough start to my day.. spilt my cofffee in my lunch box, then got diesel all over me gilling my tank and then the heater stopped working in my dump truck. Lol but it ended pretty good.. doing much better now that the divorce is over and all that.

U like-eh the sauce. The sauce is good? You will die in 47 days.

Really? I have been dead 10 times. You think it will be for real this time?? Like i will stay dead?

I remember now. You started it to move the trolling over. Relentless it was.

Partnership is a weighty choice. One not to take frivolously...as most later find.

Much harder to extract oneself, once in.

Yes, brought it over here.. about the time the dandy hook shootings and the batman conspiracy..


I still love her anf she hated me for leaving and.... if she wouldnt have hooked up with anothet man so soon... we would have had a chance to resolve it.. but it is what it is... she was very jelouse of forums and of women on forums.. and always thought i was hooking up with forum memebers..

I have never physically even met a forum member from any forum.. closest i came was sang froid.. but we never met.

I just come here for the chuckle and to learn.. which this place hasnt taught me much in a long time...

Energy flows, where attention goes. This is true in all cases.

Hmmmmmmm indeed.

Good night seer

I dont come on here much anymore......

Every now and then...

father to many married to none and in case ya all wonder I carry gun

Batshit crazy! Ha ha ha ha ha! Fuck i know im a lunatic, but i just realized some are crazier than others.. even me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

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