Bat Shit Crazy Thread.

Tomorrow, we will have passed the final planet. Show is over. No more to see. Shut her down folks. That's it. No more to see here.

The mysteries are over.

Just balls of rock and ice. Gravel really. GIANT GRAVEL PITS! That's it.

No place to go fishing on Pluto. Just a giant gravel pit like the others.

You could go to Neptune. But there isn't anything to do there. It's just a blue cloud ball. If you tried to land you would be absorbed. ABSORBED!

Sure. We haven't seen Quoaoaor yet. But its just a ball of ice and rock. I have never seen it but I can guarantee you there isn't a single rabbit or mango on the whole thing. GUARANTEE.

We have explored it all and there IS NOT ONE place we've found that you want to spend two weeks sunbathing on. Seriously.

If you went to Titan there would be NO BEER. None. No electric massager.

The only souvenir you could bring back would be gravel. The nearest Chinese restaurant would be back where you left from.

I don't know what to do now.

Who you are! If you cant spell! Nobody belives you about the nonsense your spewing! Post it here! Maybe someone will give a damn! I dont give a shit if you know big words or can even spell, from pillars of light to healing power of donkey nuts, to fantasy lunar foot ball leagues, to my aunt told me that meteors are spirits and the devil lives in jimmy johnsons panties and thats how he won all them there nascar championships. IF its real to you, tell everyone here what the fuck it is.




If you dont like this thread, fuck you! If you do, fuck you! One star 5 star it doesnt matter tard. This is the thread for the truly insain.


If Mitt Romney speaks subliminal angelic messages to you through a funnel of light! We here wanna know how to avoid that shit!

Your thoughts?

I have loose bowels, is this a sign of the end of the world?

Damn, haven't seen this thread in a while

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Yes you have.

That's real pretty.

Ye Olde Bat Shit Crazy Thread still lives!!

Now it's the Asian Bat shit thread

this could be The thread

Now it's the US Batshit crazy thread.

Ha ha ha. I started this ball rolling back in 2012! Damn that was a long time ago.

Now it's the Asian Bat shit thread

this could be the thread