Chinese prepper blows £100,000 life savings on ark to 'escape impending Mayan apocalypse'

"Don't worry, the failboat has arrived"

Does that thing look like it could eat float let alone take a small 5 foot wave?

LMFAO that boat looks like shit

I know....he paid £100,000 for that in China, where you can get an Ipad made for $20 a day?

his brother-in-law the builder overcharged slightly

Yeah, but he loaded it with these:

Vodka-loaded apocalypse kits go on sale in Siberia

By Joycebabu on November 26, 2012 | From prokerala.com

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An apocalypse kit that went on sale in Tomsk in western Siberia contains a bottle of vodka, reported RIA Novosti.

Besides vodka, the kit contains a pack of buckwheat, a can of fish, some candles and matches, a notepad and pencil, medication, including heart medicine, and soap and a rope.

It also contains an ID card to be filled out by hand "in case your ID cards demagnetize" and an instruction card spelling out various games to alleviate apocalypse-related boredom.

The kits - produced by a bridal party operator - are available in bright yellow and glamorous pink and cost a modest 890 rubles ($27) apiece.


I'm guessing the rope is for those survivors who refuse to use the soap

...although that's what I always thought the vodka was for

Last Edited by IssueX on 11/27/2012 01:48 PM

i agree, that doesnt look like it could stand a ripple.

Made in China?

He and everybody aboard are dead already!

More pearls of the homemade industry of China.





For emergence EVAC to the Himalayas mountains.

holy shit! any seaman worth his salt knows a pontoon boat or deck boat is no good in the surf and waves! he will ride over the first wave and nose into the next! glub glub glub. down to davy jone's locker.

LMFAO, lolol

failcopter!

thank you for those, I needed the laugh

My Merry Christmas

shit

'tis what happens if you lurk on GLP for a too long time.