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Real Cowboys Steamed Over Brokeback Mountain

 
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02/02/2006 02:03 AM
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Real Cowboys Steamed Over Brokeback Mountain
The fiasco over the "gay cowboy movie" Brokeback Mountain had me wondering what real cowboys thought about the film. As I suspected, the common answer is "Not much."

"Jim-Bob Zimmerschied is not a happy cowboy. 'They've gone and killed John Wayne with this movie,' he says angrily, beer in hand. 'I've been doing this job all my life and I ain't never met no gay cowboy. It wouldn't be right.'[...]


"But away from the bellicose posturing, a more subtle view emerged. Dave Miller, 48, a rancher in regulation black cowboy hat, leather waistcoat, blue jeans and boots, said: 'It's not the sort of movie that I'd go to see, but this is America and people can watch whatever they want.' Nonetheless, he repeated the common refrain that he had never encountered a gay cowboy. 'Well, not that I knew,' he added. 'I just don't think our way of life is conducive to them.' And like many others, his concern was that the film would give the wrong impression of life in the West."

My favorite reaction:

"Lee Hagel, 47, who was herding cattle there last week, had his own objections to the film. 'They aren't even cowboys -- they're sheep herders,' he said witheringly. 'You can't just put a hat on someone and say they're a cowboy.'"

GET THE STORY. [link to www.jimmyakin.org]

(NOTE: The article, although written for a mainstream newspaper, contains some crude language that may not be suitable for all readers.)

(JIMMY ADDS: JimmyAkin.Org rates the newspaper piece L for limited adult audience, articles whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.)
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Re: Real Cowboys Steamed Over Brokeback Mountain
REAL COWBOYS SEE THEIR STORY IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

[link to www.mirror.co.uk]


COWBOY Chuck Browning is the epitome of all- American macho - a rugged rodeo star with a long history in ranching.

But a few days ago, watching Brokeback Mountain - a controversial Oscar-tipped film about a gay romance between a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - he wept.

For Chuck went through the same struggle as the movie's characters when he realised it was the cowboys, not the cowgirls, he was attracted to.

"I thought it was an incredibly beautiful movie and very realistic," says Chuck. "And because it was set in the time and place where I grew up, there was a lot of things I could relate to. I knew I was different as a child, I just didn't know why.
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02/02/2006 02:15 AM
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Yee Haw! Polling cowboys is not the smartest way to critique this film. I haven't seen it, but I suspect it is a futile attempt to curtail teenage pregnancies. Why? If I had given birth at fifteen, I would not be a Ph.D. working at Wal-Mart. I would be an excutive mother. You fucked up, Illuminati.
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02/02/2006 02:23 AM
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If I had given birth at fifteen, I would not be a Ph.D. working at Wal-Mart.

Explain, please.

I would be an excutive mother.

Please, explain.
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02/02/2006 03:00 AM
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Big butt fuckin' surprise there! Cowboys steamed at movie that portrays two of them as gay. How threatening!

Nothing like a popular film to get the GLP'ers blood up! If only you'd care this much about Syriana...

Damn people, grow up! Don't like it? Don't see it! But DO go see Syriana. Should be a must see for this group.

Report back in two weeks. You WILL be tested...
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02/02/2006 04:14 AM
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Surely any red-blooded cowboy saw this coming"

Miller: "John Wayne was a fag"

The rest of the repo man group, in unison:
"THE HELL HE WAS!"

Miller: "Listen, you boys- I was installing 2 way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress"


Oly (head of Helping Hand Repo Corp)

"Aw, c'mom, Miller, that doesnt mean he was a fag,-he just likes to watch his wife being fucked by other guys-I know I do-dont you?!"


Most halarious line in the movie REPO MAN
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02/02/2006 05:51 AM
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Re: Real Cowboys Steamed Over Brokeback Mountain
-" he wept". This mental affliction by men everywhere seems to be in vogue. There are legitimate instances when men weep, but knee jerk weeping for anonymous victims or 3rd rate fudgepack movies is spreading like a virus. My guess is that a real woman would soon give the 'later' to some wimp who weeps about a MOVIE about cowpokers.





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