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User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 10/27/2021 10:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True Story... Two guys, pissed as farts, stand at the bar on top of the Empire State Building. One guy says: "I bet you $100 that I can jump off the building, fly one round and land back safely here again." Other guy says: "Deal!" So the first guy jumps, flies a round and lands back safely, says: "Pay me my money man!" Other guy doesn't think for a moment, screams: "Double or even!" and jumps. Crashes and splatters on the pavement. Bartender looks down and says to the first guy: "Damn you're such an asshole when you're drunk, Superman!" |
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Nice Boots Billy
User ID: 77648059 Canada 10/27/2021 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True Story... Quoting: InterMezzo Two guys, pissed as farts, stand at the bar on top of the Empire State Building. One guy says: "I bet you $100 that I can jump off the building, fly one round and land back safely here again." Other guy says: "Deal!" So the first guy jumps, flies a round and lands back safely, says: "Pay me my money man!" Other guy doesn't think for a moment, screams: "Double or even!" and jumps. Crashes and splatters on the pavement. Bartender looks down and says to the first guy: "Damn you're such an asshole when you're drunk, Superman!" At least I'm a man "Music is the key" |
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Nice Boots Billy
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User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 10/27/2021 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True Story... Quoting: InterMezzo Two guys, pissed as farts, stand at the bar on top of the Empire State Building. One guy says: "I bet you $100 that I can jump off the building, fly one round and land back safely here again." Other guy says: "Deal!" So the first guy jumps, flies a round and lands back safely, says: "Pay me my money man!" Other guy doesn't think for a moment, screams: "Double or even!" and jumps. Crashes and splatters on the pavement. Bartender looks down and says to the first guy: "Damn you're such an asshole when you're drunk, Superman!" At least I'm a man Always brother! |
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User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 10/27/2021 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Talking about Charles, I wrote a poem about him once.. A translation of a Dutch poem with a humorous twist. Viagra while Big Ben strikes twelve at night and Buckingham also dims the light Charles whispers, psst, my dearest C. do you have a bit of time for me? she turns around, yawns and slurs Charles my dear, you need a nurse? he waves, no Cami, although kind something else is on my mind I am sure it is all in my head but it is making me feel so bad I wake up in the middle of the night feeling insecure and full of fright I was just reading my internet mail junk about pills that never fail. all kinds of medicine for little C. as Charles nodded down discretely Camilla shudders, yells and sighs and rubs the sleep out of her eyes you have no reason for such fears trust me, it is all between the ears don't talk yourself into this dip you are born with a stiff upperlip that spam is all about expanding sales so don't you worry, my Prince of Wales Camilla stretches and yawns out loud you never failed me or raised doubt so please delete that annoying stuff to me you are already stiff enough |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80272239 United States 10/27/2021 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Talking about Charles, I wrote a poem about him once.. Quoting: InterMezzo A translation of a Dutch poem with a humorous twist. Viagra while Big Ben strikes twelve at night and Buckingham also dims the light Charles whispers, psst, my dearest C. do you have a bit of time for me? she turns around, yawns and slurs Charles my dear, you need a nurse? he waves, no Cami, although kind something else is on my mind I am sure it is all in my head but it is making me feel so bad I wake up in the middle of the night feeling insecure and full of fright I was just reading my internet mail junk about pills that never fail. all kinds of medicine for little C. as Charles nodded down discretely Camilla shudders, yells and sighs and rubs the sleep out of her eyes you have no reason for such fears trust me, it is all between the ears don't talk yourself into this dip you are born with a stiff upperlip that spam is all about expanding sales so don't you worry, my Prince of Wales Camilla stretches and yawns out loud you never failed me or raised doubt so please delete that annoying stuff to me you are already stiff enough ___________________ Always a smile |
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User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 10/27/2021 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Luciano Sing for us Luciano Let the stars rain from the sky No one must sleep Luciano, no one except you Nessun Dorma Luciano, nessuno soltanto voi |
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User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 10/27/2021 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sweet dreams for all of you when you are ready for them everyone. And a big thanks to our Captain for creating this oasis... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Wishing nothing but the best for Yoshi and you! |
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