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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30455465 United States 12/20/2012 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once when i was away from home staying at a friends house ...when he was in the shower...I wacked my bag soiled his carpet with my dicksnot...and when he got out of the shower he was barefoot walked across his rug and stepped in it....he noticed to....he was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT....I was like idunnO |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 16702731 United States 12/20/2012 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I checked out some hotties at the beach in dental floss bikinis and enjoyed it! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21943549 I thought that was you staring at me Sorry, I hope I wasn't gawking! You were and it made me feel very awkward. Then strangely giddy... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 16702731 United States 12/20/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me too. I guess that is confession number 3. That and I still watch Sesame Street. I turn the tv off while Elmo is on though. Don't forget, Elmo knows where you live. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29975347 United States 12/20/2012 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On a serious note, this is a true story that's kind of fucked up. Long story short I had an affair with my best friends wife. Well, I gave her herpes (i'm not trying to be funny) without her knowing it.. shittiest feeling in my life when I look back at it. She ended up giving it to my best friend.. and I started notcing the scabs on his lips. He began to freak out and tested it.. sure enough it came back positive. I felt like a complete asshole.. still do He divorced his wife and I don't have the courage to tell him that I was the source of his herpes. It's not the most taboo std.. but wtf, its still herpes. I still fuck his exwife, but I would like to find the courage to tell him the truth about the herpes. I feel like a complete asshole about it :( |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 16702731 United States 12/20/2012 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On a serious note, this is a true story that's kind of fucked up. Long story short I had an affair with my best friends wife. Well, I gave her herpes (i'm not trying to be funny) without her knowing it.. shittiest feeling in my life when I look back at it. She ended up giving it to my best friend.. and I started notcing the scabs on his lips. He began to freak out and tested it.. sure enough it came back positive. I felt like a complete asshole.. still do He divorced his wife and I don't have the courage to tell him that I was the source of his herpes. It's not the most taboo std.. but wtf, its still herpes. I still fuck his exwife, but I would like to find the courage to tell him the truth about the herpes. I feel like a complete asshole about it :( Damn my heart goes out to you man. That's rough :( |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17549398 United States 12/20/2012 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once when i was away from home staying at a friends house ...when he was in the shower...I wacked my bag soiled his carpet with my dicksnot...and when he got out of the shower he was barefoot walked across his rug and stepped in it....he noticed to....he was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT....I was like idunnO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30455465 OMFG.... that is the most horrid thing I've ever heard |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27108958 United States 12/20/2012 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | On a serious note, this is a true story that's kind of fucked up. Long story short I had an affair with my best friends wife. Well, I gave her herpes (i'm not trying to be funny) without her knowing it.. shittiest feeling in my life when I look back at it. She ended up giving it to my best friend.. and I started notcing the scabs on his lips. He began to freak out and tested it.. sure enough it came back positive. I felt like a complete asshole.. still do He divorced his wife and I don't have the courage to tell him that I was the source of his herpes. It's not the most taboo std.. but wtf, its still herpes. I still fuck his exwife, but I would like to find the courage to tell him the truth about the herpes. I feel like a complete asshole about it :( You didn't ask for advice but . . . I feel sorry for your 'best' friend. I think it would make him feel worse if you told him. Sometimes people confess to make themselves feel better, get it off their shoulders, but they are really just dumping their guilt and negative energy on someone who would be better off not knowing. It won't help him in any way to know this. Sounds like the guy's had enough heartache. |
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User ID: 1503533 United States 12/20/2012 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love my wife more than she knows. My son with all my soul. And I'm sorry I failed. A five year old died, because I'm only human, I ain't magic, and nothing fixes stupidity, not even skilled hands. If we are confessing. I confess I wish I had super powers because I'd save this fucking place, for what it's worth. (GLP aka American Jedi) Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. Kenny Powers If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare. American Jedi Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. Albert Einstein Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum.... "The last of the old?" "No, the first of the new." |
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DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith
User ID: 1503533 United States 12/20/2012 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh...and I know there is a God and I am angry at him. I was not ready for the burden. I did not kill the boy, his idiot father not seatbelting him did, but I could not save him either. And it haunts me, and will till my dying day. (GLP aka American Jedi) Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. Kenny Powers If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare. American Jedi Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. Albert Einstein Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum.... "The last of the old?" "No, the first of the new." |