What's some things, ACs in particular say, that are ridiculous and meaningless, but still on occasion make you chuckle?

Things like:

1) ^^^This
2) Better bring in the tomato plants!
3) Release the Kraken!
4) I'm with stupid.
5) Yes!
6) You're definitely a troll or shill!
7) Yes, you're gorgeous, but can you make me some sammiches???
8) Shit got real!
9) Ya gotta point there (but never actually says what it is).
10) That's racist! (but never proves the validity of such observation)
11) Now the SHTF! (but doesn't say why)
12) It's the (insert maligned group here) and then doesn't say why they're to blame.
13) Stupid ____tard! (As if that's a slam.)

Add your own...