Why do Brits say bloody?

That bloody meteroite didn't half make a racket, didn't it me old mucker?

I don't bleeding know either!

you use generalisations purdier than a 20 dollar Wichita whore

hyuk

damn near made me throw up my blood pudding it did, me dear!

The bloody cops are bloody keen
To bloody keep it bloody clean
The bloody Chief's a bloody swine
Who bloody draws a bloody line
At bloody fun and bloody games
The bloody kids he bloody blames
Are nowhere to be bloody found
Anywhere in ChickenTown!

In Lancashire we say "Wazzock" or idiot...

That cunts a wazzock, what a fucking wazzock, he's a fucking wazzock that cunt, I'll kick that fucking wazzocking fucking wazzocks fucking head in.
We never use bloody though, it's just too polite.

brits didnt get anything from you, brits were here first, ya bloody aussie idiot!

Because they are crumpet eating dip shits!

I bet you have never even had bloody crumpet, tasty as.

Profanity when used sparingly is much more potent.

Certain words are used so promiscuously nowadays for no good reason by all and sundry that they have all but lost their power.

I always love a good movie that has next to no profanity then dumps it all in one line totally out of the blue.

Lol

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Picture this scenario:

You are in the middle of a job interview. The interviewer is just about to ask you about your previous employments.

All of a sudden, a hailstone, the size of an orange smashes through the office window and lands on the interviewers desk.

You almost jump out of your skin and say: "Blimey, that was a bloody hairy moment."

or: "Fucking hell, that fucking thing nearly fucking smashed your fuckin' 'ead in. Fuck me!

Which one do you think your potential future employer would be more impressed with?

Crumpets are nice. You'd probably like them if you tried them.

Crumpet eating muthafuckers!!

We call em pikelets round our way.

It's just like saying the "F" word in America...

Pikelets, ho hum, we call em waggle fackers, they are only fackers when they are dripping with butter though, so when they are dry they are simply "waggles" and when moist "waggle fackers"

Bloody Mary

Brits have blood of Catholics on their hands like Pilot

they can never forget

Until the true Catholic Monarchy is restored will England
once again be merry and the blood fraticide forgiven

because the word fucking is coarse

Fuck off arse-bandit.

Pikelets are different to crumpets.

A pikelet is a small pancake, usually eaten with strawberry jam and thickened cream. Typical fucking poofter Pommy upper-crust, high tea bullshit.

A crumpet on the other hand has a name which is 100 times gayer than a pikelet, but it's like a pancake which is only fried on one side. It is not flipped during cooking and the top side bubbles as the batter cooks, leaving it with a spongy texture which toasts fucking awesomely. A toasted crumpet is typically eaten with butter and a thin smear of vegemite.

I'm pretty sure the crumpet is an Australian invention which came about when a female convict housekeeper in the early 1800s fucked up the directions for making a stack of pancakes for Governor Phillip.

Lol, as if Effil of the left hand, chief of the Catavellauni tribe knew anything about Catholics.

Is that true?

Thats in Ausland. This thread is about Britland. So get back to your gay jacuzzi party with Jim Robbo and Stefan Dennis.

No.

The word "cunt" IS far more prevalent on British and US TV and movies though. The traditional US meaning of the word has shifted a little too. While it was once used as a highly-derogatory term for a woman, now just like in the UK, NZ and Australia, it's a terrible insult or even used as a term of endearment.

5 year olds don't run around calling random strangers a "cunt", while their parents look on with proud tears in their eyes. Huffster999 is a bit of a dumb cunt for even suggesting that.

Go take your monthly bath - dirty cunt.

I never hear people say bloody. It sounds crap. Plus its meaning is worse than other words. Crumpets are the best. Once I thought if I were ever to be living eternally in a repetitive motion of eating one item without getting sick, it would have been crumpets.

Pretty much so yeah, profanity has been creeping in to pre-watershed TV on an incremental basis since Mary Whitehouse shuffled off.

Bloody and even fart, piss, bloody, bugger and sod were all big no-no's, nevermind the big guns like fuck, shit, wank and cunt.

Now it's a case of see how many expletives you can squeeze in an half hour timeslot.

Well, I wont be joining you, Jimbo Robinson, Stefan Dennis and Bouncer in your pool thats for sure.

Yes, but you have to remember that 30 years ago we had people in high places and tv personalities were buggering 5 year olds so we have actually improved because now we only shame the dead and dated actors from coronation street

It means that Mary was not a virgin as the mother of Jesus, the Christ.

In America, "Fuck" has the same signifigance...it is really human nature to not respect anything.

That is why, humans will be extinct within 3 years.

Unfortunately, the planet will never recover its diverse treasures of life forms....NOTE: there is not "ark" to reintroduce the flora and fauna that have disappeared under the hand of "bloody", "fucking", homo homo sapiens.