how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

Cause people used to jerk off in the woods so they wouldn't get caught.

Cause people used to jerk off in the woods so they wouldn't get caught.

80 % of internet usage is porn .

So get over it

Hehe...construction sites too. We'd find playboys rolled up and hidden in the cynder-block holes.

80%

is this site part of that 80%?

The woods where I grew up not only had porn magz laying around but also a generous old man with many delicous type candies.

He kind of looked and acted like this gentleman,

:dubya:

how can you get over the fact that most of the men in this country have sold out their future for some quickie pleasure?

Had a good chuckle over this one as this was a universal experience if you were growing up in the 60's/70's.

"Why, you younguns have it easy with porn nowadays! Back in MY day, we had to work for our porn. We had to trudge miles thru dense woods, turning over rotted stumps in hopes of finding a damp, moldy, creased centerfold! And when we found one, we were THANKFUL!"

But getting back to reality, AC#72500 is so right...

"how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?"

... what!... woods?????... right smack dab in the middle of Los Angeles?... hell-o.

76201- I just pissed my pants... ,,, We had a bamboo grove with the center hollowed out... We charged admission too see our collection of hot 70's chicks wiht flowers in their hair

LOL! I didn't realize it was universal to find porn in the woods. Hilarious.

We actually found out why though. A kid from the next block had an older brother who worked at a convenience store. He would occasionally slip the little brother the unsold porn and he would stash it in the woods in a rusted out 53 Ford truck so his parents wouldn't find it. We always played guns in the forest, find it, take a peek, get paranoid that someone was going to see us and tell our parents, so we'd use it as firestarter.

That's funny... I remember the same thing when I was growing up... me and my buddies used to have a stash in the sandbox at a local church pre-school. We'd walk by there on our way home from our classes on Fridays and hang out in a tree eating loquats (a bready kind of fruit) and read our buried treasure... those were the days.

awwww nothing beats WoodPorn

maybe the globalists were seeding america with porn
or was that the communists?

I remember in the 4th grade, the boys bathroom also doubled as the storage room for the janitorial supplies. We found a couple of light core porn mags hidden in the supply rack.

Man O Man! All the boys in the school were able to keep it a secret for a week or so, until one of the teachers found out.

Until they found them, I'm sure they wondered why all the boys had to go to the bathroom so often! LOL

and the pages were stuck together right?

The porn fairy has never been seen and never been heard but is known to be around as she scatters pornograpy all over the ground.


AC66687

We were 11. We walked up a buried pipe to the bottom of a vertical spillway pipe in the middle of a lake.

It was 50 ft to the surface of the water straight up. The lake surface was just a few inches below he spillway openeing 50 feet over our head.

In a pool of water at our feet was a bound set of paperback porn books. The rudest photos and stories any of us had ever seen.

Who put that bound pack of porn down at the bottom of that spillway pipe, 50 feet below the surface of the lake.

Is there a Johnny Pornography that goes around distributing porn to little boys and girls?

I always used to find porn mags. Messicans left them I think.

What the hell made you think of this OP? You are so right. I think they were gifts from the sex gods. Now that I think of it though why would anyone jack it in the woods?

This is the best thread ever posted on GLP it should be pinned!

You cant tell me you've never jacked it in the woods... Its like being one with nature...

I WAS CHEATED !!!

I NEVER FOUND PORN IN THE WOODS !!!

that must be why i "turned" gay. i didn't find any straight porn in the woods when i was little.

yeah, that's the answer.
i always wondered why.
it makes sense now.

lol this is so weird... When I was young I found porn in the local woods as well...and there was an old matress on the ground next to them too. WTF!? Me and my friends found them and one day we found them a bit damp (had rained earlier), so we took the pages and put them all over the car windows of workers of this nearby company. I must've been 10 or 11..but at the time it was the funniest thing ever.

When I was 11 I was in some woods behind the school and found a gay mag. I saw one of the article titles, it was about phone sex ... "what, do they put phones up their backsides" I wondered?

LOL I moved when I was young many times.. and I can think of 3 different woods in 3 different cities / states that had porn mags. =)

well, sonny, ya see back in the old days porn used to grow on trees-thats right, on trees-when they got too heavy with smut, the broke off and fell to the ground where young fellers like you wold find 'em.

I allways figured it was pedos putting it there so they could watch you while you jacked off - in the uk.

lmafao!!
I too found porn in the woods everywhere.