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5 Miracles Deleted From the Bible For Being Too Awesome | |
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Offer Upgrade  User ID: 34757436  United States02/23/2013 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35001527  United Kingdom02/23/2013 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check out the full article for the details. You won't be disappointed! Here are the miracles: Quoting: simultaneous_final John: Commander of Bed Bugs Peter, the Talking Dog and the Resurrected Fish Jesus Returns as a Giant Jesus is a Talking Star Peter the Wizard-Slayer Link to full article: [link to www.cracked.com] Just think how much more captivating the New Testament would have been if the early leaders of the church would have had the sense to include these miracles! I think they missed an opportunity. The Council of Nicea obviously had no sense of humour!  |
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(OP) User ID: 34757436 United States02/23/2013 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Check out the full article for the details. You won't be disappointed! Here are the miracles: Quoting: simultaneous_final John: Commander of Bed Bugs Peter, the Talking Dog and the Resurrected Fish Jesus Returns as a Giant Jesus is a Talking Star Peter the Wizard-Slayer Link to full article: [link to www.cracked.com] Just think how much more captivating the New Testament would have been if the early leaders of the church would have had the sense to include these miracles! I think they missed an opportunity. The Council of Nicea obviously had no sense of humour! I could be wrong but I think Christianity would attract MORE adherents if these stories were included. Some people need the wild and wacky miracles in order to subscribe to a religion. I think many Muslims and Scientologists would convert. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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(OP) User ID: 34757436 United States02/23/2013 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In fact...that gives me an idea! "Bible 2.0" It's the Bible but with interesting Apocryphal texts included. It could only reinforce peoples' faith. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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(OP) User ID: 34757436 United States02/23/2013 10:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one is scoffing. Take your pity party elsewhere. Really, if anyone scoffed at the scriptures, it was the Council of Nicaea who left out all the good stuff! A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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(OP) User ID: 34757436 United States02/23/2013 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In fact...that gives me an idea! Quoting: simultaneous_final "Bible 2.0" It's the Bible but with interesting Apocryphal texts included. It could only reinforce peoples' faith. That could work! All the texts excluded at Nicea would probably make a best-seller! Definitely! I can see the infomercials now... A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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