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Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency | |
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Offer Upgrade  User ID: 34960377  United States02/25/2013 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Onion kills me. Here's a funny one with a great picture too. [link to www.theonion.com] WASHINGTON—Claiming that he had a “huge honking woody that just won’t quit,” Vice President Joe Biden interrupted President Barack Obama during the State of the Union tonight, asking the commander-in-chief in a frightened voice if erections exceeding three days required emergency medical attention. “Hey, Barry, sorry to interrupt your speech, man—but is 72 hours too long for a raging boner?  If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already. Bob Marley “The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809) Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. Bruce Lee |
| Ralph--a house dog
User ID: 25802009 United States02/25/2013 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never wanted to contemplate Biden's penis, but now that you mention it----  "Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night.....Rage, rage against the dying of the light"-----Dylan Thomas HIS NAME IS SETH RICH [link to biblicalselfdefense.com] [link to forum.1111ers.blog] Always remember that "for the greater good" will not include YOU. "Who decides?" ---Robert A. Heinlein -'Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.'—Benjamin Franklin [link to www.westcoasttruth.com] The only thing worth paying full retail for is pantyhose. You cannot do all of the good the world needs, but the world needs all of the good you can do. |
