So the Canadian RCMP Sent the Police SWAT Helicopter to come get us before I reached America.

I'm American now.

Anyways.

My homey SMASHED the bank door as he was leaving when he found out the bank is ripping him off with all these fees.

About 30 seconds later these RCMP Undercovers drive by glaring at him.

He calls me.

I tell my homey come hide out at my crib, the RCMP won't fuck with us here, they know how crazy I am and how much steel I carry on me...

So he arrives at my crib... We go outside on my porch, I am clutching my M14 Assault Rifle... Then all of a sudden a FUCKING HELICOPTER SWEEPS BY.

The helicopter stops mid air, beams a freaking light at us, then darts away.

All of a sudden my homey gets a call from the Police on his UNLISTED CELL PHONE.

The French Cop/French Canadian cop is just like...

"You need to come speak to us! You may have to pay back the door, but i'm sure we can arrange payment for like 5 dollars a month or something..."

I don't get it. He's on disibility. The bank is ripping him off and breaking federal laws by siphoning what little he has... And they send a Police Helicopter and tap into his phone.

Sometimes I like Canada better, the police know better than to fuck around with the crazies and we rarely get charged.

I'm sure if my homey smashed an American bank's plate glass door, they'd send the FBI and not a tactical RCMP Helicopter.

Moral of the story?

Don't be anyone's bitch. Don't let ANY institution fuck with you. Don't let ANYONE fuck you over. Even if it means federal time or federal beef.

America > Canada.

I'm arming myself with SA-7 Manpads now.

Thank you!

King Abdullah The Wise.