How A King Demon Spider Almost Killed Me - Part 1

One day, in the summer of 1998, I was setting down at my dining table eating breakfast alone. I had took my wife to work, and my children had gone to school. And I was not required to go to my Real Estate office at this time of the day. So here I was at peace and eating breakfast, all by myself. And to my utter shock, a saw a huge demon spider, setting on my kitchen wall. He was as big as a dinner plate.

The demon spiders size is usually the size of a small house fly; but he was huge compared to the many that I had seen over the years. And it came to me by divine revelation, that this was not your normal small demon spider; but that this was a king of the demon spiders.

And he was grey and black and had very evil black eyes. And he said, "blank, blank Moses. Do I have to kill you my own blanking self?" Blank = curse words that I cannot say.

And then boom, he was gone. So I was somewhat alarmed, but I forgot all about it and didn't even bother to tell my wife.