Wierd things you have seen in tha hood

Republicans?

white people?

Leprechauns?


Last Edited by Dace on 05/03/2013 03:17 PM

A really nasty crackwhore walks out of a convienient store, sits on the stoop and proceeds to douche with the orange Fanta she just bought.yuuuck!

damn!

Beam me up quik while holding my breath... in gold color...

funniest thing i seen was a dude blasting now "2 step now 2 step" and he was dancing while driving down the street and we was walking to the liquor store and he lost control of the car and almost smashed into cars on the side of the street i fell over laughing with my black friend...btw im white

another time i left to hit the gas station and when i came back two 13 year olds SHOT up the house i just left... it was over mistaken identity they shot up the wrong house :/ jus glad nobody got hit

Crazy stupid Shit Kansas City

I grew up in Brooklyn...I seen shit.

Someone reading a book?

People going to work.

Lol, great story. but darn, only 10 posts and 3 stories?? GLP aint hip!

Here's one o' mine.

Like most neighborhoods, we had our trouble-makers, a gang of 5 teen males with 2 females (all white). One day they got into a fight at their fav hangout, a small strip mall with a bunch of arcade games. It was all caught on video and made it to the evening news. The funny thing was that one of 'gals' had her wig pulled off and looked to be a guy in drag!

once saw a human head in the trash behind walgreens

My head!!!

It was probably fake, if it was real, it would have made the news.

Here is another story told by a friend:

He and his buds were walking through a park at 9pm to meet up with someone, and walked pass this guy in a tux with some girl who was dressed like a 1920s flapper. They thought maybe she was just from eastern Europe or something, but when they looked back it was just the guy walking by himself, holding the long scarf that she wore. It was only a sec or so after they passed them and turned around for second look, and the cherry trees weren't big enough to hide behind. They figured the man was either an accomplished magician or that they actually saw a pair of ghosts.

Get it? My head? Lololololol.....ahhhhhhh drunk.

police officer with dread locks shootin the shit on the cell phone

Stupid much?

Once i saw a violent looking Guy with a Brick stone in his hand
and he asked me with a deep Voice:
"Do you wanna buy this nice Stone"?
After a short thought i said "Yes, of course"
and paid 25 Netherlands Gulden,
it was 00.30am and behind of the Leidseplein
in Amsterdam!

i kept this Stone for a few years until i lost him!

A ghetto looking punk helping a cop tackle a business man hauling cocaine in the suitcase.

But then, the ghetto punk was probably UCN.

Ahaha...but was he really a black guy?

One time I saw what looked to be at first a black family, an obese man, a fat wife, and 2 small children, carrying makeup remover into a beauty salon and came out white about 40 minutes later. Either they were doing something undercover for police or participating in some type of study.

Christina Aguilera often does it [link to fashionfeen.files.wordpress.com]

They start young around here.. haha.
My sis had a 10 year old friend hold up a BP in Independence.

Hmm..time to try similar thread I guess, but before I do that, another tale:

One time I witnessed this stick-thin really tall black guy jump single bound over a 4 ft chain link fence. NO, not like the hurdle runners do at the Olympics, but like a kangaroo.

Solution .... Is gone wow

I didn't see it in person but a guy in the neighborhood says he saw a couple of prostitutes having an orgy with some homeless guys under a tree in an empty lot.

A couple of weeks ago, I was cleaning my front yard and found two Magnum condom wrappers. Sure, I was pissed at having to carefully pick up some big-dicked asshole's trash but I was even more surprised that someone in this neighborhood knows about condoms.

And another:

Back when I was in 3th grade, me a couple of buds decided to play hooky one day. One kids' parents were both at work that day, and so we decided to hang out at his house. But then we noticed how quiet the neighborhood seemed, and decided to investigate. We walked for 5 blocks and didn't see any person, pets, or even any birds, no wind and complete silence. The final block looked a little off, as all the buildings were like single story apartments as they were very close together. So we checked it out, and found all the entrance doors were sized to accommodate someone our size-8 years old. Now it coulda been a special place for dwarves, but never have seen any the couple of years I lived there. But then again...

I saw a car quickly pull up.
The driver jumped out and changed his number (licence) plates using an electric screwdriver.
Then he drove back the way he came.

Yeah we have hoods, full of boomers and degenerates. Once I saw a genuine nice garden.

Shouldve kicked him in face, searched for loot.

That won't create a yeast infection!