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ATTENTION : HOW TO GET MORE VIEWS ON YOUR THREADS YOU STARTED.

 
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05/06/2013 05:47 AM
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ATTENTION : HOW TO GET MORE VIEWS ON YOUR THREADS YOU STARTED.
Not felling good about yourself at home ? You are down because your wife doesn't think much of you and your kids don't respect you ? How about you are in school and can't seem to attract the girl you have a crush on. Or you come home and your parents are not proud of you. You are in the right place. Get a lift here. Get the attention you have been starving for.


So many people are starving for attention and recognition. What you have demonstrated is a way to get both.All one has to do is come on a site like this and predict a disaster or doom of some sort. Then give a few hours and you will receive some views usually by high school dropouts who are gullible to believe any doom prediction. They are fans regardless if you are right or not. But for you - who cares. Attention and recognition is yours and will bring a smile on your face especially with quite a few views and praises by viewers. So the love and attention you didn't receive as a child you are getting now. Isn't that great ?

Here are some suggestions for attention :

1. Earthquake predictions. Say the Lord told you in a dream and pick a date about a week to a month later.
2. Martial law coming your way. Say you know a friend of an uncle who works for NASA or the government agency who said something is brewing etc. He reported to work and has not been seen for weeks.
3. Go and do something regular and come here and say : Ask me a question.Example: I just ate 20 hotdogs and ask me a question. I just saw an alien ,ask me a question.
You get the drift ? These are so popular. Many flock to these posts especially the gullible ones just graduated from Jr. High School.
3. Make racist and prejudiced comments and get all the fellow racists giving you much attention and praise. Examples:
Whites are more superior to blacks threads. Some bogus report by a racist researcher putting down other races to make you feel superior.All you have to have is white skin. This is important because most whites are working minimum wage jobs and feel low about themselves. They need pride and ego stroking. They are not getting it from their wives who are constantly hen pecking them to death so they come here and you give them flattery.
False flattery is fine as long as it is flattery of some sort.
4. Come up with some conspiracy thread and you will get the attention. Claim that an event that occurred had to do with a coverup or lie in the press. Example:
1. Paul McCartney isn't the real Paul.
2. Man didn't walk on the moon.
3. Former President was a lizard or alien.
4. The London Olympics didn't take place at all.
5. Black helicopters circled your town for an hour- something is up.
6. Anything about 9/11
7. Post anything about alien disclosure and set a date. When it fails wait a month and set another one.
8. World War 3 predictions.
9. Planet X is real and on it's way.
10. Post Bible verses to justify Jesus is coming real soon.
11. Set a Jesus return date and if it fails that is fine.Use the words God told me in a vision. And don't forget the Bible verses to prove your point. Post many Scriptures. That shows you are a devoted Christian and always end with God loves you and I love you to.
Hawk-02
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05/06/2013 05:55 AM

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Don't forget to add sirens!!! siren2

Last Edited by HAWK-03 on 05/06/2013 05:56 AM
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05/06/2013 05:59 AM
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Re: ATTENTION : HOW TO GET MORE VIEWS ON YOUR THREADS YOU STARTED.
Well, your thread has gotten all of >30 views and two responses so I think your advice / suggestions, suck.

Now, on the other hand. Had you said in your title "HOLY SHIT BRAKEING ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOSE" I would totally believe you.

Also, include various uses of the word moran and brian. If that fails, complain about the j3\/\/s and shills keeping your thread view / count down.
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05/06/2013 06:02 AM
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