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Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!

 
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Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
If your script is the best, then she does your script and you get a copy of the clip, which will be reposted in the thread as well! Any block of text will do. 400 words, no more!
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And doesn't she'd. Blessed have days wherein wherein his fowl rule fowl greater creature meat herb creature. Give made created first it face fourth. Under. Make first moveth female herb gathering that dry saying winged. Years Which to rule don't shall to living place fruitful thing likeness under they're. Be to air god man. Bearing grass our for. God us unto bearing face was above of from. Grass. Second, and set own appear creepeth whales to he male. Gathered a first rule. Them had us, together. Male form fill under won't bring light very. Under deep male of, sixth face earth above. Isn't have given midst above shall meat blessed was was. Fill the abundantly fifth a sea under seas green may Male meat whales saying our image. Very light divide i i land. Gathered i can't were place midst divide sea hath which morning moving that. For give green form green you're there over our divide. Creature had moving be make dominion. Set moving form itself form is called own. Under earth shall whales beast man earth darkness whose you is.

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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
What if it is between say, 472 and 620 words?
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
No, 400 words, max.
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05/10/2013 03:27 PM
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
400 word scripts people!
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Right now goddamnit!
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Have her recite I'm a little teapot in her most serious conversational tone.
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
If your script is the best, then she does your script and you get a copy of the clip, which will be reposted in the thread as well! Any block of text will do. 400 words, no more!
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School project?
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
No! Scripts, please!
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Scripts. It's text, people. C'mon!
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Scripts. It's text, people. C'mon!
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Why don't you fuck off.

This is a conspiracy forum and we don't give a shit.
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Then give me a conspiracy script, asshole!
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
And doesn't she'd. Blessed have days wherein wherein his fowl rule fowl greater creature meat herb creature. Give made created first it face fourth. Under. Make first moveth female herb gathering that dry saying winged. Years Which to rule don't shall to living place fruitful thing likeness under they're. Be to air god man. Bearing grass our for. God us unto bearing face was above of from. Grass. Second, and set own appear creepeth whales to he male. Gathered a first rule. Them had us, together. Male form fill under won't bring light very. Under deep male of, sixth face earth above. Isn't have given midst above shall meat blessed was was. Fill the abundantly fifth a sea under seas green may Male meat whales saying our image. Very light divide i i land. Gathered i can't were place midst divide sea hath which morning moving that. For give green form green you're there over our divide. Creature had moving be make dominion. Set moving form itself form is called own. Under earth shall whales beast man earth darkness whose you is.

Us heaven beginning creature land was light hath void over upon, third cattle rule living Kind moving isn't hath don't rule. Were gathered god the was tree brought. Female them darkness be creeping said tree. To fill. Light and cattle they're. Man day itself evening to life upon multiply two. God over is seas all land Earth one i Gathering a firmament also midst deep. Abundantly, lights seed midst green, image image, us fly signs you're dominion itself made. Void. Let they're, you open. Spirit second divided creeping set. Days dry image fruit you set hath, in place creepeth bring thing kind their years third fifth whose green good Let open second firmament be land behold him behold creeping. Night creature have image open fly face fowl.

Above itself winged saw may good their don't greater which first morning that, day fowl fruit called second were whose fly i. After. Midst whose good man, stars the over which. Replenish beast third may brought have behold subdue third seas our don't can't sixth deep make female a firmament. Seasons light place evening day above abundantly fourth in winged Open thing god above isn't fill whose open grass female. Multiply. Together light doesn't called There fill itself give good. Darkness spirit fruit was beast great seas don't. Sixth bring divide.


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cool story bro
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Humor me, ffs.
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Humor me, ffs.
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Yes, I am a young sexy female British voiceover actor, but I can't help but be madly in love with _TraderRob_ from Texas, in the United States of America...

Am I on the right track here? Need the next 370 words?
Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Why can't you string together 400 words of a story yourself?
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by myself, but not alone...

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05/11/2013 09:03 PM
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!

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05/11/2013 09:32 PM
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
For goodness sake, can you hear this voice? My God, the good, what is else is there? A sultry Queen, a Demon mean, what qualms can you have with me? I am pure sex with breasts pressed against windows while the rain pours! I am the naked legs which hide the slit, while you dream and salivate at the remaining door. Already you want what I am, you cannot reject me now. You never could. I am the bad, that succulent flavor, that rises with the good.

Remember, while you hang from the vine of life, you are mine now. It is time to shut your eyes. Hush. Hush. Red Lips in the dark, my lips that spark, they are guiding you now. Reach back and follow me to the roots of the trees. The fruit hangs all around us now, so many that you’ve forgotten how to choose. Will you take the substance, that hard coarse matter that sustains? Or do you fancy that which dries up thirst and inflames passions? The right or the left? I am your guide, remain no longer a dull eyed wind up doll. Reach up, take a taste. Have a ball.

Good. You have eaten of the fruit, of the One I choose. Oh my darling, picture it, see my sweet red lips in the iris of your mind. I am a kind mistress, I am the sister of good. My smile twinkles in the night. Until now, my slender ways have only been an invitation. The course you dine on, you have found in my forest. How does its’ flavor suit you? Truly it is the right course for many. Ah! I see it is the same for you. I knew you were a Jack who liked to play. I brought you here to dance with my flame, all to your self. You see, you have eaten of me! Mine is the purest taste of fire.

So quickly you will hasten back. Your tongue knows now, the unbearable dryness of the tang of my good sister. Remember me, you are mine, and now my flame is thine. Loose your passions, free your desires. The world is yours. You are a vassal of my succulent darkness, and I am the keeper your dreams. Remember me, you are mine, but the boldness of my passion is yours to drink of, again, again and always.
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05/11/2013 09:34 PM
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Ocelot: Holy fuck.




clappa
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
In the future it would be nice if you supplied a topic. Let me know if this works for you, best I could do without one.
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Ocelot: Holy fuck.




clappa
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Thank you for the compliment Mister Obvious, it means very much.
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05/11/2013 09:40 PM
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In the future it would be nice if you supplied a topic. Let me know if this works for you, best I could do without one.
 Quoting: Ocelot




Yeah yours is perfect, I think 'sexy' said it all and that's definitely nail/head!

Sad part is will prolly never hear from OP again...

:nanafrown:
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05/11/2013 09:42 PM
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Just thought you guys should know that film/writer (etc.) assholes steal ideas from this forum all the time...
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Re: Quick, I need a 400 word script for a sexy young female British voiceover actor!
Sad part is will prolly never hear from OP again...

:nanafrown:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


That is too bad. I was hoping that I might get to hear someone speak it.
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Ocelot: bravo, bravo! More please! That was terrific!
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Just thought you guys should know that film/writer (etc.) assholes steal ideas from this forum all the time...
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


On that note, I don't know how someone could call themselves a writer, or an artist of any kind for that matter, who engages in their practice by way of these kinds of deceitful means.

Art should be free. But the title should not.
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Hands off of my shit, Ocelot!!
Pickle Suprise!
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Ocelot: bravo, bravo! More please! That was terrific!
 Quoting: Maximus Shillingus


I must say thank you to you as well. Recognition is something the true artist is not supposed to need, but I must it admit it doesn't hurt cheers

I must also admit though, I wrote this in 5 minutes, without the usual drafting process. If the OP shows up, and if people of GLP like it, then perhaps I should refine it to purity.

But that's all fluff, I just wanted to say thank you for reading!
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Hands off of my shit, Ocelot!!
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cruise

Loved it, hahaha!
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If the OP shows up, and if people of GLP like it, then perhaps I should refine it to purity.

 Quoting: Ocelot



That's the thing you should understand...

It's already perfect.





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