Man dies after ‘sex with hornet nest’ WTF!

Meh, Ive done worse...

dude needed a brian

One time I got caught on tape fucking a motorcycle...

lol

And another time you got caught robbing a bank, while you thought you were invisible, right?

:sounds_goood:

I caught someone I know fucking my vacuum cleaner a few years ago.

Seriously guys.... can you not find even an ugly woman at a bar? LOL

When you're in the moment, you're in the moment.

:buseymonkey:

:michimp:

Semen? So hornets were mad because he refused to pull out

"Unsurprisingly, the reports of the unfortunate event did not go down well with animal rights campaigners, who expressed concern for the hornets."



Does anyone have any pint sized rape kits available?? We need about 3000 STAT....

Read the freaking article you idiots. It is fake.

Did just read this "Man has Sex with Peacock and kills it" and did think, what a world, and then i read this??? darn....something is wrong on this planet, for sure


DANE

That's worth a Darwin award right there.

Pity it ain't true.

"However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist.

The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story."

A fella in a county in my state was sent to prison for sexing his neighbors dog to the point its innards fell out.

Just when you think you've heard it all.

What is wrong with people?? A pocket pussy costs less than $50.00, it doesn't talk and it lasts a lifetime! WTF!?

Oh yeah, shit, this is the fake one.

:Sigh...:

shoulda wore a condom

wow...no kidding lol

^ This ^ Fake story. Read the article.

It is a fake article. OP is a dork.

who cares